Dwaine & Harlan - The Wonder Years

I was digging around and found a great video... It's so fucked up, I thought of this place. And the relationship between Dwaine & Harlan.

Only 30 seconds long... Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDOra8-ijg

I fucking love that video.

 

thats awesomeness!!!

 

I must be turning into a fucking softey (sp?). I thought it was sad.

 

I got a softy for you, Start suckin'...

 

Well, it would be easier for the TMJ for it to be soft...

 

I just keep watching it over and over and over and over... :biggrin:

Notice how his pocket watch cover has "Dad" on it... Nice touch!

 

Dwaine is Harlan's dad? Has the DNA test been performed?

 

Let me clarify.

Harlan was created for this website. He is a figment of Jeff's arrested development.

Dwaine is real. I am Dwaine's Daddy.

Thats all you need to know.

 

Harlan is too real. It's this ucicare guy that is made up.

 

Well, he was - until he got that report card.

 

This was another one of those 'Filmmaking Frenzy" contest entries from a different team. It still might be in competition, but looks to be the favorite so far. I just know I fucking love it - it's sick, twisted, fuzzy creatures blow up, and it's just downright wrong.

It reminds me of the time I wanted to decapitate a Barney Doll (filled with ziplock bags full of guts & blood) in a Toys-R-Us parking lot in front of a bunch of kids. And shit - that was probably 15 years ago. I'm going to have to fill a bunch of stuffed animals with tannerite or gunpowder the next time I go plinking, and film the whole thing. That's got to be a blast.

I don't know where I'll find the rocking chair or the cripple, though...

 

That wasn't meet the weebles?

 

You're thinking of "Meet the Feebles" - a Peter Jackson film before he had the LOTR gig dropped in his lap.

A great film, by the way.

 

Why don't you blow up Hannah Montana and High School Musical shit? Why does it have to be stuffed animals? Shoot up baby dolls instead.

 

I knew that didn't sound right, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

 

Don't we know each other from a past life?

 

The fact that you even knew the film existed gives you instant accolades in my book.

 

To this date, I still have never seen a Hanna Montana, and don't care to.

If it's something I never had the displeasure of noticing, I am less likely to want it destroyed.

 

Never say never

 

She's only 16 (I have a daughter, so I am hip) I am sure as soon as she turns 18 she will be in Playboy.