Thomas Edison was a piece of shit

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    So, why dont you tell us how you really feel?

    :)
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Henry Filament invented the light bulb. Case closed. :biggrin:
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Yeah, PMS was raging that day.

    He really was a son of a bitch. I didn't realize any of this.
     
  5. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Yep, its the old adage, history is written by the winners.
     
  6. Lomotil

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    Just wait, comrades...

    For when the books are written of Barack!!

    Barack the Unstoppable!

    Barack the Juggernaut!!

    Barack the Political Alchemist!!!

    Makes me sick to foresee that someday his face will probably replace Lincoln's on either the penny or the $5 bill.

    And no - I'm not saying that as a racist.

    I'm saying that as a person concerned for the future of this country. For the future of my unborn children, and any I've accidentally (and unknowingly) fathered along the way.

    But, first and foremost, I'm saying that as a fan of the light bulb. I kinda like seeing in the dark. Without my advanced IR LED optics at my immediate disposal, the next best thing in my arsenal for stimulation of my optic nerve would be a thin copper wire , suspended and subjected to a set quantity of alternating current in a total vacuum, separated from myself by a mere glass sheath.

    Is that too much to fucking ask for?

    Damn. I'm drunk. :rolleyes:
     
  7. BullGod666

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    I'm with Lomo on liking lightbulbs and being able to see without my nv goggles. It sucks trying to read a book with nightvision goggles on. :biggrin:
     
  8. phatboy

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    That's it, you two out of the gene pool.

    :)

    Next they'll say that cavemen invented fire.

    Or that french fries really arent french.....bastards.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    I will have french fries on my death bed.
     

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