Anyone ever get a couple of lap dances

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousD, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    and then the stripper starts crossing the line between prostitution and stripping beginning with grabbing your penis and actually puts her mouth around your dick? I have to admit it was a first for me. That was one way to keep the lap dances going I guess.
     
  2. Robman97

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    That slut, your mom told me she only did that for me.
     
  3. BIGMAMA

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    must have been a real classy place. In Atlanta that shit happens all the time...in the titty bars that low class or ghetto. Well I guess it happens in high dollar classy places as well...but in the VIP room...after you spend $200+ . Did you accidentally tip her a big bill? I once was a little drunk and tipped a girl on stage a $50...thinking it was a $5. The only reason I tipped her was because she was the ugliest and no one was tipping her. That bitch would not leave us alone and she kept sitting in my lap and trying to kiss my neck. She even gave me her number. She was nasty and homely looking- and it was a low class place..

    So Dan..... if you have all these women after you, like you have claimed in almost all of your posts.... why are you sitting in titty bars alone, paying for multiple lap dances in sleazy bars ?
    and dont say you went with buddies because she would have never done that in front of a friend... due to possibly being the police. Cops are always trying to catch dancers... but they cant go in alone to bust them.
     
  4. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    One these are vegas style strippers not ugly ones. Two I like trashy women. Three I periodically get lucky but it's still luck no matter what. It depends on who is out. If they are horny or a cold fish. It really doesn't depend all that much on what they look like from my experience. The ugly ones have chips on their shoulders and can be harder to lay than the pretty ones who are in love with their own bodies.
     
  5. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    It's a little sad that you have to frequent such places to satisfy your sexual appetite, Daniel. You should go home and inflate your girlfriend instead. I am sure she misses you.
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    That's it. I'm getting you rubber sheets.
     
  7. ucicare

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    You must be one hot look dude to get all that sexual aggression without paying for it. Have you ever considered charging the strippers for the privilege of performing for you? I bet that you could get them to give you a lap dance and pay you for it if you just held out a litttle.
     
  8. DangerousD

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    Anyway, my weekend shifted gears pretty quickly with a pretty weak S&turday night at the bars with kissing some drunk ugly girl I don't have a clue what her name is but picked up on sunday with a second date with a really nice leve headed former b-ball player at a small college. The 23 year old. I have taken her out friday or saturday but she works parttime in a bar.
     
  9. phatboy

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    I had one of them stripper girls ruin a pair of Chinos doing that. I was in there with this older bi-chick I used to date (before I was married) and we were sitting at the 'dance table' and I was just enjoying the attention my date was getting when she leaned over the rail and put a big red lipstick smooch mark on my tool.

    It was a lot of fun explaining that one.

    dirty hores.
     
  10. DangerousD

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    I had that happen in new orleans but this was different in that she basically pulled it partially out over my pants and put it in her mouth. I was surprised. It seemed like the longer it went on the more it slid. She then started talking about how to meet up later without the management knowing but of course it didn't happen. I didn't evev have my car as I'd left it at another bar.
     
  11. ucicare

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    Two dollars says "she" has a dick bigger than yours.*



    * like Nursey had.
     

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