Ewww

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Jan 23, 2009.

  1. moremetal4mepls

    moremetal4mepls New Member

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    You sound like my husband,always talking about plucking.
     
  2. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    I' think I must look lot younger than I am or else 20 somtheing girls in bars like older guys. I'm dating a 23 yr old. I'm 41. The last one was 30 and I think she looked older than me.
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    What the hell has that got to do with plucking birds?

    Oh wait, Asbergers syndrome. I forgot.
     
  4. phatboy

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    Dan eats ass burgers? Thats his secret to youthful skin?

    I'd rather grow old gracefully....
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Why would you want to date a 23 year-old? What could you possibly have in common?

    Other than the fact that in 1986 you were both shitting your pants and throwing up on strangers. :)
     
  6. DangerousD

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    I like all females that are nice and nice looking. Hormonal attraction tops everything. Really what do I have in common with any girl? They are pretty alien to me other than the attraction anyway.
     
  7. BullGod666

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    Aside from them being moist, tender and sweeter acting than someone his own age?

    probably no reason for any man to want to date a 20 something woman.:rolleyes:
     
  8. phatboy

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    You said moist like she's a piece of cake.

    :)
     
  9. BIGMAMA

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    If that is your pic... I have a feeling the only hottish chicks you get..are skanks from a trailer park,,that blow you for cigarettes and rides to Walmart. You remind me of the country singer that played the asshole in Sling Blade.
     
  10. DangerousD

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    That is a picture from Sling Blade. Dwight Yoakam played Doyle.
     
  11. BIGMAMA

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    haha I just looked at your profile... I guess that is not you..and it IS the guy from SLing Blade.

    he cracked me up... he really reminded me of my brother in law's brother...

    " I don't like homosexuals and she goes out and buddies up with one so I gotta deal with that. I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards and she got one of each livin' with her."
     

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