Should I go over to Lomotil's

and see if he can get me to squirt? Or should I just eat a bunch of refried beans and hot sauce and do it myself?

 

I dont know, does a grown man showing off his Star Wars toy collection make you squirt?

If you dont squirt... he will hold a big gun to your head a threaten to blow your brains out - if you dont blow him. eeeww is it wrong that I just got turned on by that?

 

I have no Star Wars toy collection... but, I'd be pleasantly pleased to properly perform the pervasive persuasive proposition...

 

say wha?

 

Horme = hummer, hylophagous. Heretofore, his hulchy hardparts had heteropathy heaving into hiant humectation havens. He's hoping heavily for houghmagandy.

 

I said the same thing yesterday. I cant think of a cool sentence

Golly I go for guys with great tasting goobers to gobble - do you remember that commercial?

 

No.

For some reason I see Lamasil and not Lomotil.

 

What the hell does hiant mean?

 

Gaping. But I can't find it on dictionary.com.

 

I laughed so hard I sharted...

 

Are you being sarcastic?

 

Well, I will admittedly acknowledge an accountable abundant ambiance altogether attributable academically, according to actual audible accounts.

Translated: I didn't actually shart, but I did entertain the notion of laughing, and at a capacity far in excess of the typical laughter I derive from this forum. Happy?

 

I spent time on that. It was kind of fun and some of the words made me feel like Nursey.

 

All that and it was hiant you got stuck on?