You get Ron Popeil, Billy Mays, Vince from Shamwow, Tony Little, Jack Lalane, all the sales guys from Television or at least a collection of the most eccentric ones you can find. Put them in a reality series house with a cash reward for the survivor of 500 million dollars. with a disclaimer that they just have to sign the applicable contract at the end. Stock the house only with products advertised on the shows. And make them have to use them. All the while setting them up. Like make each of them carry cheap fountain pens in their pockets and have oxy clean on hand to fix any stains in their shirt pockets. but provide the scenarios you know like they have to go to an interview and have this wrinkled shirt but lucky for them there is the steam buddy. .... you get the picture. They have to pull weeds in their back yard and have the weed tool to assist. Anywho its all competition based. The only time they leave the house accompanied by a camera man and crew mate it to sell gadgets door to door. Once again competition based. They get no beverages but do get a lot of fruit and veggies and a juice machine. They get no stove but they do get a foreman grill and a rotisserie. etc. etc. etc. Would this be hilarious or am I just crazy?
I like the idea. I would like to see Billy Mays really have to use all of the shit that he tries to push. I always mock him when he comes on and say, "And if you order now, I will [insert something disgusting here]..." Like "drink a quart of my own semen." That shamwow guy, is he the one that says, "It comes from Germany, so you know it's good." and tries to include the camera man? I hate that guy. Throw that kid (now a man) that used to sell the Britannicas. He's probably not busy.
I would love to see it.Chuck Norris would be on there and kill every one of them.Then there would be no infomercials at 3am.What would the networks do?
I love it! A Chuck Norris guest appearance of course he did sell that exercise thing didn't he? Forgot that.
Pukey can you picture them all sitting around drinking fruit juice and eating rotisserie chicken and trying to talk over each other?
I have a small unexplained crush on Billy Mays. I think because he so enthusiastic about stuff. I think he colors his hair and beard too dark and kinda annoying.... but I think I would still do him for some reason - if the timing and circumstances were right. Definitely do him - if I got some free products.
He's one of those people that I feel would have bad breath. Kinda like horseshit and eggs. I dunno why. I think it's because he reminds me a little of this guy I used to work with horrible trench mouth. I remember one day he was talking to me and he spit on my hand when he talked. That shit grosses me out enough, but his felt like it was boring a hole through my flesh. I had some windex under the counter and sprayed the fuck out of my hand with it. It was sick. I also remember giving him a ride home one time because he was poor and didn't drive and it was really cold outside and I felt badly for him to walk home. His breath stunk up my car so badly within the first minute that I had to drive with the window down. That was when I smoked, so I just made it look like that's why I had the window down all the way when it was like 10 degrees outside. God, he would eat those butter breath mints and I could hear the screams of agony coming from the mint as it melted in that hot shit lava mouth of his. Damn. It still makes me sick and that was like 12 years ago. Anyway, Billy Mays, no way. The nerdy guy from the Verizon commericals, maybe if I was really fucked up and it was dark and he pretended that he was Justin Thoreux. I fucking love that guy and those goddamned glasses he wears. He's the ulimate 'fuckyslut' in my book.
It would be the end of life as we know it. Ron Popeil being forced to work his own inventions... The Parthenon would fall, and we'd all be trapped in the rubble. That, or it would make for some great reality television. Thank the fuck Christ I don't watch TV.
You watch it, but you never turn it on...psycho. If you need me I'll be out in your "toolshed" again.
You're just laughing at me because I got a duplicate copy of the Twilight Zone Collection 3 on DVD this year... Yeah, well... Fuck you!
