Racist joke

How do you prevent a black person from drowning?


Take your foot off the back of his head.

 

I cannot stand when a group of people are compelled to sing the same off note tune. And sometimes see this such as for instance the Jenna Six issue. But I have never met an individual I hated in a preconceived way. But I guess this is Fugly.

How about switching Black with Muslim terrorist. Then you have a real joke.

 

I never hated black people, hell I have black friends. Just more shock value this way, people would be all "Yeah, fuck dem terrorists" if it were the other way. This way it's more "Jesus, that is so wrong"

 

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?


A pilot, you fucking racist.

 

what do you call 100 black guys buried up to there neck in dirt?



Afro-turf.

 

whats the difference between a bike and a black man?



when you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing....

 

what do u when you see a black guy on a bike?

run and get your fukin bike back!

 

19th century called .. they want their jokes back

 

Huh Ya

19th century called back
They want your ass to concede DEFEAT !!!! Along with the confession to your contribution to the genetic pool that spawned GWB.

 

why do they put cotton in medicine containers?

to remind black people what they did before they sold drugs

 

RULES

NEVER, NEVER HIT A MAN WHEN HE'S DOWN....KICK HIM, IS'T EASIER

 

those are funny

 

flinstones

What would the Flinstones be if they were Black??


Answer: Niggers

 

Your all skin heads.

 

This is only a joke. This is not my view on African Americans. I have told jokes the offens every race including mine. However... If you are offended I Apologize. I am not a racist. I make jokes about all stereo types. I of coursr would not tell that joke in public. I feel this thread is an appropriate place to tell any joke WITHOUT offending the subject line. Anywho... accept my apology or not. I really do not care. No harm meant. If you are so easily offended you should not read this thread.....Happy Kwanza you punk ass mo fo!

 

y'all some whiney kike niggers, you know that?

 

What do you call a black person with no arms and no legs?

Trustworthy!!

 

Why don't Mexicans and Black people have kids?

Their afraid the kids will be to lazy to steal!

 

Ahahahahaha Singing chains... i love this joke!!!

 

What do you do if you see a black guy bleeding on the sidewalk?


Stop laughing and reload





How do you starve a mexican?

Hide his foodstamps in his workboots