No i am not dead

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    stop emailing me and asking, sorry to ruin your day, I am not dead, just a ton of crap going on. Here, enjoy a picture of the waterpipe I made last week

     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    weird, I don't have enough "stomach" to do that any,ore, nor the free time nor desire for septic shock and infection. I do however, have some SYN worldwide t-shirts coming in next eek. Fugly folks get them for free. CALL ME (don't PM) is you want one, along with color and size
     
  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    You gonna PM me your number?
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    sent if anyone else wants it, get it from Phatboy, or lomo
     
  6. BullGod666

    BullGod666 Member

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    Welcome the fuck back, Dwaine
     
  7. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    what the hell is SYN ??

    sticky yucky nipples
    stained yellow nails
    see you never
    smell your niggahs
    small young nymphos
    stalking your neighbor
     
  8. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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  9. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    I was starting to feel a rip in the fabric of the Universe.
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Now Available!

    Dwaine's #...

    For a fraction of retail cost!

    ACT NOW and we'll throw in a carton of aborted fetuses... Yours for the asking, ours for the giving, it's just one way we can thank our loyal consumer base!

    Hurry! Supplies are running low, and we sell 'em as fast as we make 'em!
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    SYN,
    Smoke yourself Numb
    SYN Worldwide.
     
  12. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    Can you garauntee 3 a.m phone calls with heavy breathing?

    Yeah send me that number yo, those shirts are actually pretty dope and I love free shit.
     
  13. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Sent - Byotch.
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Those cost extra.

    The Mighty Dwaine will now hear your offers to barter with your sister.
     
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Thanks for returning, Dwaine. :)
     
  16. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    We've been negotiating that for years now, hopefuly we will come to an agreement at some point...
     
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Well... FUCK!

    Ante up, mofo...

    We can't wait until she gets all post-childbearing and fat, can we?

    C'mon, let us have our wicked ways with her while she's still young (albeit, legal,) and curious... :biggrin:
     
  18. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    Ok I want a glock from you and a functioning glass vagina from Dwaine! Chop chop fuckers!
     
  19. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I'll agree on my end... I just have to sample the pussy first.

    Don't worry, it'll be fair, I'll let you fire off a clip in a Glock, but you have to let me fire off something else in your sister.

    After we each go over our notes, determine if the deal is worth it, can we sign any papers.

    So, when will your sister be over?
     
  20. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg New Member

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    Hey Dwaine. I got this stuff from a head shop called Salvia. I heard it was supposed to be like living 3 hours in 10 minutes. All it did to me was make me feel like I was living in a strobe light for 10 minutes. Did I get ripped off?
     

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