The Mighty Mighty Dwaine

Is it really true that the police are harassing Dwaine for some stupid shit he posted on the internet? Is there not any real crime going on in the real world?

The people you have to worry about are the ones that don't talk like that. I don't worry about people who run their mouths. It's the quiet ones I always worry about.

Do you think Dahmer went around at the clubs telling people, "Yeah, I'm going to take you home and drill a hole in your head and make you my sex slave."

 

And Dwaine would never say that he hoped someone's kids would grow up and "be dope."

That's not his style of slang.

 

You may fit here after all.

And that is sad.

 

If the police are hassling Dwaine it is probably for more reasons that this stupid forum. Like Lomo, Dwaine has a gun fetish. Lomo may get away with shoooting up his back yard. Dwaine's neighbors seem to be less tolerant.

 

I know where you live, and have seen where you sleep. So help me God, I'll snipe every goddamn camera you have recording transients stealing refuge and scrap copper from any remodeling endeavor you're in the midst of if it means taking the heat off of poor ol' Dwaine. Not really. I have respect for technology, and I kinda like your cameras. If one ever breaks, though, call me and we can take turns plinking it.

All kidding aside, there's no current law against having a 'gun fetish' (at least not yet - remember, folks, OBAMA = LESS PERSONAL FREEDOM) Besides, it's not really a fetish, is it? Wouldn't a fetish require me to become sexually aroused when I play with my toys?

Getting back to the point, though, I no longer fire in my back yard. That poor tree has just about had it. The main reason I stopped firing back there is because I one day, observed an example of Pavlovian classical conditioning with my terrier. Sometimes, I would fire from a particular window, and one day I opened that window to run an extension cord out for my pressure washer, and as soon as that familiar sound of the window opening was heard, my poor Terrier associated it with the sound that almost always followed, and he makes a dash to hide behind the tree. Yes, the same tree.

One night I tried the 12-ga in the side yard, but we're dealing with about a 16 ft total distance between houses, and fuck did my ears ring the next day afterwards...

 

There is little doubt in my mind that you have greased the bore of a 12 gauge and had a go with it. (with a 00 load for a butt plug)

The sad part is not that you poked a 12 gauge, but that you were able to poke a 12 gauge.

 

IF THIS IS TRUE THATS FUCKING HILarious.

 

eeerrrrr dude,just a few things........
1.this aint the forum for the 'fluffy little kittens'
2.actually posting a comment like'kinda like a bully in a playgroud'on the internet about another user kinda shows us which one you was in at school in the 'bully/victim' situation.
3.apparantly your a member of 'one off the most ruthless forums on the net,but even thats a no no' well obviously you aint then are you dickface.
4.and death threats online too coooooooooooll what you gonna do?type him to death?
5.die
6.and make sure you take your kids with you.
7.and Stacy Lacole and her 2 bastards too.
heres hoping crack heads rape your mother.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

hows about someone gives me his fone number so i can ring him and laugh my ass offm,im sure that would make him feel better.

 

Well said Tommy

 

I have one of those. It all stems from being a child of the seventies when growing an afro between your thighs was still considered cool (Well, it meant you were old enough to have sex anyways). I miss the days when women would grow out their bush. I think it gives the pussy more visibility. You're still "seeing it" even though you not actually "seeing it". Every time I see a nice hair-pie I just wanna bury my face and cock straight into it.

For those of you into shaved twats... date a 7 year old. They have one 24/7.

BTW.... in this country we have freedom of speech. That means I support everyone's right to be an asshole. Hell, the police would've locked me up years ago if being an asshole was against the law (See Im Chats for more details). Let the public decide whether or not what you have to say is relevant. If you say stupid things, people will see you are stupid and stop listening (isn't that right Ann Coulter?). With that said, FUCK YOU ALL AND YOU STUPID FUCKING KIDS! Bring them around me, and I will eat them. Sexually.

 

Truth be told, it was a 20-ga. And the only butt plugs were always rifled slugs.

 

I admire your honesty.

I am sending you a pic that you can use to next time you need a good wank. I hope that you enjoy it.




In case you are into snuff videos, here is a mass execution.

 

hmmmmm........ for the longest time I thought that piece of plastic that comes inside the magazine tube of a shotgun was a butt plug. imagine my embarassment when I found out it was to restrict the magazine capacity to three for migratory bird hunting. oh well.........................:biggrin:

 

Yeah, I was kinda pissed off when I had to take that useless scrap plastic shit and toss it on my neighbor's roof... Honestly, the first time I loaded the shotgun, I was quite loaded myself (imagine that) - I was about to take the goddamn thing back to the store, 2/5th loaded, and raise hell... Damned plastic plug...

 

I fucking cry when I see that picture. :frown:

 

When you say 'cry' you mean'wank' dont you?

 

No. I mean cry.



I see an rather large group of people's freedoms being robbed of them.

I see the end of majority rule.

I see the death of personal choice.

I see dehumanization.

I see CHANGE we can BELIEVE in.

That is why I cry.

 

BTW: Where was that picture taken? I found the original article it was posted on, but what country was that in?

 

I hope it was taken in Baltimore.