Jackanory Tell Me A Story

OK how bout you like to cover your daughter clit with marmite and get your pet cat to lick it off while you stick your dildo up your cunt..then once your cat has finished you fist fuck your nasty little daughter up her tight arse till shes screaming for you to stop.
Is that a favourite pass time of yours..cunt

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
OK how bout you like to cover your daughter clit with marmite and get your pet cat to lick it off while you stick your dildo up your cunt..then once your cat has finished you fist fuck your nasty little daughter up her tight arse till shes screaming for you to stop.
Is that a favourite pass time of yours..cunt <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not really No!

 

You sure coz we can do you a special on lubricants this week only buy 1 get 2 free..once in a lifetime deal...come on you know you want some for those fun evenings at home with the kids.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
You sure coz we can do you a special on lubricants this week only buy 1 get 2 free..once in a lifetime deal...come on you know you want some for those fun evenings at home with the kids.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yea?

Well pick me up some when you go for your next lot!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Fuck off you dog cock sucking cunt licking acid minge tasting whore.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oouuchh!

That's the best bit of slander I've seen someone use for ages! Most imaginative!