He got beat up by four 10 year olds for telling them to be quiet during 'The House Bunny'. He is currently under the care of dan (in the prison hospital) and will probably not pull through.
Well i got a million, give you one while its in my memory though. This fat kid and his three little gay friends came in the other day to see batman. I didn't really notice it, I was in concession. Later in the day, my main manager, Sandie, came up to me and asked me to keep an eye out for the kids in the front row because they were being disruptive. So yeah, I went in there and watched them. They weren't really doing anything except looking back at me to see if I was still there. These fuckers were just straight out dumb. I went to the other wall so they couldnt see me, and I see one of the kids looking through a seat 2 seats away from him to see if I was still there. Finally, one of them gets up and walks over to me. He was short and sounded almost retarded. "Were you doing anything important before you came here to watch us?" he asked. "Yes" I answered "But now my job is watching you to make sure you won't cause trouble." "Can't you take our word that we won't be disruptive?" he asked in a dumb ass way, like he didn't know what he was saying rather putting words together. "Well we did take your word, at the beginning of the show when we asked everyone to not talk, and why would we take the word of someone who betrayed our trust before?" I responded again. He looked at me like a lemur and just walked back to his seat. I stood there for another 3 minutes, then went back out to make an usher do it. Apperently the kids got kicked out later and the fat one was rude to everyone in the lobby. I was home by then, so I didn't get to see this marvel, but a manager escorted him out and said "Come on chunks, plenty of chocolate at home to make you feel better" to which he completely shut up too.
Now the last line was really worth waiting for. plenty of chocolate at home. I like the manager already.
