How about DANPOETRY? Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies..... Once there was a man by the name of Dan Never had a friend 'cause he was a girly-man Said he had a big dick, and a med degree and everbody knows that he lied to you and me. Well the first thing you know old Dan has bit the dirt. 'caught with his pants off putting on a skirt. He might have saved his job if he denied what he did...... but they caught him with his finger in the cooter of a kid.
Genius is my middle name, F'in is my first. I was known as a poet from the day of my birth. I can string together rhymes 'til I have you a cryin' and then I slept with your mother.
Dan and Dwaine went to California and got married and they are staying at a quaint little bed and breakfast. They have not left their room now for two days.
