Best Day of your life

well since your holding will u share?

 

You dont want what he's holding......well maybe you do....

 

I have the sickest feeling that we are flirting with Dan....

 

I'am not Dan, who is Dan btw?

 

Look in the mirror......

Whats your favorite Carpenters song??????

 

I did, as I brushed my teeth and put my makeup on this morning. If I'am a man I have the biggest set of tits I've ever seen on a dude. And I have never listened to the Carpenters.

 

I didn't last. My 7-yr old was the fucking devil yesterday afternoon. After I broke her spirit (beat her ass) she dusted off her halo and was good for the rest of the night and this morning.

Nothing inspires a child like a pat on the back when administered low enough and swiflty enough.

 

Please prove it by posting a picture. (of the tits)

 

Yes, please, the biggest I've seen on a dude are Barry's.

 

You never paid me for letting you squeeze them.

 

I would, but I dont think you two would appreciate me in the morning....

 

We don't appreciate you now, so what's the problem?

 

well now, arent you a sweet talker...

 

I can't believe that I am flirting with Dangerous Dan.

 

Believe what ever dude....