Your Dating Profile

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by Nauseous, Jul 28, 2007.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    We need a funny template to fill out.
     
  2. ivantheterrible

    ivantheterrible New Member

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    mine is 43 yr old married male into all kinds of kinky stuff. straight. looking for some side action on occasion. nothing serious. friendship first. wife knows i wanna fuck someone else, is ok with it as long as she doesn't know about it. she has jealousy issues.
    am willing to help out a couple who has a 3 way fantasy. MFM action so to speak.
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    How can you be straight and want to have a three-way with another man? That always struck me as borderline homosexual.
     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Don't tell him that! It'll just put another latch on the closet door!
     
  5. ivantheterrible

    ivantheterrible New Member

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    that's silly nauseous, no contact between me and the guy unless accidental. we do the woman together. make her cum over and over and over.
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    We need Nursey's watermelon .gif right about now with the two guys buttin' heads.
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I looked for it. I'll look again. One thread had it but it was hosted by the old fugly uploader, so it didn't show.
     
  8. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I can only find this version starring Dr.Bungle and Barry's daughter:
     
  9. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    eww

    so you need another man to help you accomplish this? trust me- a vibrator will do more for her then another man. Unless its a mental thing- and she feels the need to be used by 2 borderline homos. Its gateway sex- soon you will putting ads on craigslist looking to service hairy men.
     
  10. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Yeah, the woman is really just an excuse to rub bell-ends with another man (through her perineum).

    I very much doubt Ivan would stop there. It'd be billy goats and small antelopes after that. And afterwards, he'd probably run them over and eat them.
     
  11. Icenhour

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    (through her perineum)

    Taint that da truth
     
  12. ivantheterrible

    ivantheterrible New Member

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    god that's funny,

    i and she likes it if i put a dildo up her ass while i play.

    any other ladies like this?

    BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i'm so fucking evil.
     
  13. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    when it comes to sex- the only thing I like is .... my money up front. JK
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Don't lie, bitch... You know I've run up a tab... ;)
     
  15. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Explain.
     
  16. ivantheterrible

    ivantheterrible New Member

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    i love to tie them down, and play with them gently, get into their heads, and bring the dirty slut out in the open.
     
  17. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Wow. You win scary child molester quote of the day!
     
  18. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    do you atleast drop them off at the same corner to you picked them up?

    no wonder your wife wont fuck you.
     
  19. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Thats the cool thing about school bust stops, they are on almost every corner.
     

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