Invention of the year

That cool, unless there really is a fire and the call box is a little close. Then you just find a crispy hand in the box.

Yum!

 

i dont know...my grandfather has something that wipes his ass for him

its pretty sweet

 

It's your mum, isn't it?

 

It's the ideal invention!

Just shout the word "Fire!" whenever someone close to you makes you salivate, and whammo! You get to eat them toe to head while they're stuck in the alarm!...

*yes, I've been drinking... And after a brief vacation from the booze... So y'all know my tolerance is down now... Fuck it.

 

Just wait till some 'hot' chick is by it. Then you know she aint going no where, and you shoulud have at least 3 minutes, so more than enough time.....

 

no you fag

its some mechanical thing thats really cool

 

A shoe horn?

 

Damn... I think that's what I was trying to say in that post, too... Don't know how I went from that to "eat them toe to head?"

Wow... The reduced tolerance is something, isn't it?

 

Yea, you probably need to ease into with some Natural Light first.....

 

A six-pack of Natty Lites... hmmm... Haven't had one of those in... a decade, methinks.

 

The last time I drank them was at a party, someone busted out with a couple of cases, I think I drank 30 or so. Didnt have a buzz and just had to piss a lot....