480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch Now there is Kansas toilet seat lady: Woman stuck after two years on toilet
"However, Miss Babcock has since refused to speak to police. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled." Refusing or unwilling to leave a toilet seat doesn't make you disabled in some way? It should at least raise a few red flags I think.
Maybe they should just pump carbon monoxide into the bathroom till she falls off the toilet. Then again if she isnt endangering anyone but herself, let her be.
My feet fall asleep after several minutes on the john. I figured she'd be a double amputee by the first week. At least she had a means to jettison her waste as opposed to morbidly obese couch woman.
Sometimes I'll pass out on the toilet, but the worst thing to ever happen with that is that I wake up with only a couple hours to sleep horizontally...
Totally unrelated (sorta) Went to Myrtle Beach years ago, a bunch of buddies and I, had nothing to drink but beer. I mean to the point where we passed out on the way there (well slept). I think we were there like 6 nights. On the second night or so, after drinking beers since about 9am (its whats for breakfast!) my retarded ass friend passed out sitting on the toilet and puking in the sink. It was awesome. We cut the 'heat lamp' thing on and closed the door...
Yea we left him there. He got arrested one night for drunk in public, he called the hotel from the jail and I was passed out when he called, I answered the phone (alledgedly) and told him I was on the way. I never left. They ended up letting him pay his own fine around 10am, when I was waking up asking everybody where he was.... HA HA HA HA
Hey, they left me outside sleeping in the bed of my truck in the snow. So I have no issue leaving him in jail....... Or sleeping on the backyard swing at my grandparents house......in the rain.
