Area preacher "ices" wife

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by MAJ Havoc, Jul 31, 2008.

  1. MAJ Havoc

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  2. phatboy

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    Cool.

    :)
     
  3. MAJ Havoc

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    And I thought my wife was frigid.

    :)
     
  4. phatboy

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    Yea, she really was the Ice Queen.

    I wonder if he used the 'home cryogenics' defense....
     
  5. BullGod666

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    I'm sure it was just a terrible accident and the police have bludgeoned the poor black folks and coerced the fictitious stories about murder, rape and sodomy.
     
  6. phatboy

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    yes, sodomy and then she fell into the freezer as she was getting out some pizza pockets.
     
  7. MAJ Havoc

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    It happens. She may have crawled into the freezer to cool off on one of those sultry August nights in South Alabama and inadvertently suffocated. Usually, someone has to be missing for at least five years before one considers it an issue.
     
  8. Nauseous

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    It's too bad that she didn't get to kill him first.
     
  9. phatboy

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    He was probably all ready dead on the inside.
     
  10. MAJ Havoc

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    With homicide and mutiple sodomy and rape charges, he may get to see Alabama's still functional electric couch. During his lengthy incarceration throughout his appellate process, he may become someone's "bitch." The Lord may forgive him but "Bubba" is not so magnanimous.
     

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