(At least I was).. Plus, there was some apparent updating going on w/the site, as I initially couldn't get in earlier. Now fucking relax already.
I have a surplus amount of vodka tonight, so it has been vodka martinis over the past several hours...I just made one giant pitcher of it and refilled from that as I sat here. I think that most of us that post here drink a shitload on a regular basis (winks at Martin, IMC, and Cheezedawg collectively, and anyone else who boozes up while browsing here).
Vodka, eh? A man after my own heart... I'm staring at a few inches left in the bottle right now, myself... Wondering... For fuck's sake! Will it be enough?
The best way to salvage a few inches of vodka......make a dirty martini with it, which means that when you pour the vodka into the shaker, pour some of the olive juice into the shaker as well, and shake and pour..this will give you more volume, and also, this is a damned good combination, as you may discover.
Who the fuck uses a shaker? We're not that culturally advanced in this part of the nation, I suppose... I normally drink it straight, or eyeball it while pouring into the mixer...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Who the fuck uses a shaker? We're not that culturally advanced in this part of the nation, I suppose... I normally drink it straight, or eyeball it while pouring into the mixer...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ergh straight.... When I was 14 I did that, drank 1/4 of a medium sized bottle for about £15... That was when I discovered weed and speed as well that night... I managed not to discover the A&E though... thank god...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation: I managed not to discover the A&E though... thank god...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Are you kidding? That's the best network to watch when you're fucked up... *smirks knowingly...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Who the fuck uses a shaker? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I wouldn't have ever used one except for the fact that I found this one for 50 cents at a yard sale. It is my best friend now. Hit all of those salvage stores, yard sales, bankrupt restaraunts, etc...one will materialize soon enough.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YoMamazAGreasyMoFo: I wouldn't have ever used one except for the fact that I found this one for 50 cents at a yard sale. It is my best friend now. Hit all of those salvage stores, yard sales, bankrupt restaraunts, etc...one will materialize soon enough.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *Heads over to the Goodwill store...
