Girls, Take notes: How to really lose a guy in no time at all

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by s_sarah, Jul 16, 2008.

  1. s_sarah

    s_sarah New Member

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    have you ever tried breaking up with a boyfriend? this sistah has got it all figured out. there's also a video of some heartless guy breaking a girl's heart. - nasty. see the Ol' Dumping routine here and see where the score is really at.
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    s_s_s_pamming_s_s_sarah?
     
  3. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    What the fuck is happening to this site? I got a pm 4 weeks ago (though I only logged-in today and recieved it) from someone who has registered and not made a single post, just to call me "cutie"; though I would bet good money that they have never seen me.

    And now this!!! :mad:
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Or people wanting to be your friend and they have never even posted anything?
     
  5. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    I don't really have that problem. However I was slightly excited when I saw "Private Messages: Unread 1" because the last time I got a pm was 2 years & 10 months ago, from you, calling me a slut, a tramp and, strangely, a cock-tease. :confused:
     
  6. yadabling

    yadabling New Member

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    Ok...hi cutie. Hope you're not a pugnose canine. Hey..who's the hot chick between Mickey and Ronald? Tell her to cheer up, they're almost at the love shack. She'll be smiling in no time.p>
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I want to wrap my asscheeks around your face, and shart.
     
  8. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    Pukey you're cute. Let's fuck.
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    GAS, you're funny. Why not?
     
  10. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    That's so hot.
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    So I've heard...

    And I thought doing 50 reps at the gym would make me sweat... Doesn't hold a candle.

    In fact, I'd suggest not holding a candle anywhere in the room in that instance.
     
  12. yadabling

    yadabling New Member

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    I'm sure the mud treatment would do wonders for my middle-aged complection but I'm going to have to deny your generous offer :biggrin:
     
  13. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    ok let's do this! Wait you have like 50 fuckin diseases nevermind.
     
  14. ivantheterrible

    ivantheterrible New Member

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    how to lose a guy in no time?
    say you don't like sex
    be over weight and wear clothes that look ridiculous on you, i.e.- tight clothes
    walk like a guy (i.e.- bulldyke wannabe)
    dress like a guy all the time (tomboys are unattractive)
    talk about marriage and kids as soon as you meet
     
  15. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    I think girls with a tad of tomboy in 'em are hot personally.
     
  16. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    You like the ones that chew tobaccy and drive 4x4s? Or the ones with crew cuts?

    On a serious note, I know what you mean, there are some down here that are pretty nice.
     
  17. GAS

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    I know man, I miss southern girls so damn much!
     

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