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... swimmin' pools, movie stars...'

Does anyone know that Buddy Ebsen is {b]still alive[/b]?!!

I think he may have just passed, because my computer locked up solid when going to his
site to obtain a picture of him to share with the Forum.

But I did visit a site that showed his artwork. (I didn't know either! )

However, my exitement turned to shock when I noticed that Ol' Jed had a thing for barnyard animals and doggies. As these pictures... the last one especially... attest.

 

And what do I do?

Fuck the last one up!!!!

 

Buddy Ebson is alive. He started painting in 1998 and sells them for hundreds of thousands of dollars. That just pisses me off. The fucker is like 93 and makes more on those worthless paintings than I make in a year. Fuck him.

 

He's gonna have one nice motherfuckin' coffin.

 

Yeah, Buddy was a geezer back in the 60s - he's definitely fucking up the actuarial tables anymore.

But what bothers me more is considering the destiny of Donna Douglas, "Ellie Mae", who was a pretty hot little number for her time:



But EGAD - look what time hath wrought:

"Ellie Mae" NOW

{Homer Simpson-ish screams}

I'll never pop wood over her reruns again

 

Hey! She's 63 years old. Give her a break!

 

I know she is, but just look how Irene "Granny" Ryan made out:



Granny should help a sistah out & hook up Ellie Mae with her plastic surgeon.

 

The wonders of embalming fluid!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
The wonders of embalming fluid!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Reminds me of my "Cheap Highs" thread over at FreakFarm...