Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Narcissus was a Greek, so I guess it runs in their blood. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_(mythology)
There is no Dan. He is just a figment of your imagination that serves to expose your weakneses preserved for all eternity on this forum.
I think some one here sent me an email about this thread. I remember seeing that line, "DAAAAAN loved a woman" in an email title in my junkmail folder right before I hit delete on it all. Whoever sent it, please re-send it.
It was me. I sent a picture of you and Dan kissing at Nursey's party. I was so ashamed for I you that I just deleted it.