Old People Suck

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Emetic, Nov 12, 2001.

  1. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    Originally gasped Emetic:

    I'm shocked at your reply on several counts: do you not know that Sir C is currently the president of the NRA (Nat'l Rifle Assoc) here? Whose core mission is to beat off the gun-grabbers who would prevent innocent consumers like you and I (well, just me - you're out of this equation) from purchasing whatever hand-sized projectile-powered anti-thug dissuasive device I deem necessary and desirable (as well as side-splitting fun for an alcoholic afternoon of squirrel-plinking)?

    ohh, i thought you meant he was a hinderence to gun laws, i take that back...

    No, on that count alone he earns exception to the rule. Furthermore, I'm quite sure he constitutes a net positive financial effect to this country from all the taxes he pays on that fat boodle I know he's sitting on.

    point
    Finally, were he to ever reach the sad point of unacceptable frailty, I'm sure he's honorable enough to employ one of his own steel companions in taking his own life.

    aye... *snif*

    In fact, I'd bet he could get off 2 shots, like a real man.

    what you mean one in each nad?
     
  2. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Certainly not that of the great Renaissance man and personal patron saint:

    Sir Charlton Heston

    ...whose inestimable wisdom perpetually eludes the troglodytes and pharisees of this world.

    As to the current matter, Sir Chuck - in one of the many subversive film treatises comprising his grand body of work- has already prophesied an intriguing solution as to how to dispose of our aging population bane:


    In His Own Words


    To the geezers of the world, I solemnly declare and challenge:


    "Get yer hands off my wallet, you damned dirty apes!"
     
  3. Stranger

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    Has anyone ever seen (and remember) a film called Logan's Run? They live in a utopian society where Babies are born in the lab and people only have sex for fun. They don't have partners so when they're in the mood they just punch it into the computer and see who else is horney.

    The babies are fitted with a permanent age counter and are cared for by nannies. They are allowed to join the general public when they reach their teens. When they reach the ripe old age of 30 (or was it 25?) it changes colour or something and they rock up at a ceremony where they spontaneously combust into pretty lights. Everybody cheers.

    Sometimes people don't want to turn up when it is their time and they run. It is Logan's job to hunt them down and blow them away with a most impressive piece of weaponry. He loves his job.
     
  4. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
    Has anyone ever seen (and remember) a film called Logan's Run? They live in a utopian society where Babies are born in the lab and people only have sex for fun. They don't have partners so when they're in the mood they just punch it into the computer and see who else is horney.

    The babies are fitted with a permanent age counter and are cared for by nannies. They are allowed to join the general public when they reach their teens. When they reach the ripe old age of 30 (or was it 25?) it changes colour or something and they rock up at a ceremony where they spontaneously combust into pretty lights. Everybody cheers.

    Sometimes people don't want to turn up when it is their time and they run. It is Logan's job to hunt them down and blow them away with a most impressive piece of weaponry. He loves his job.
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    dude

    i..
    i..

    i.. love you

    thats like my best film of all time, it starts red, and when it starts to blink they are ready.. basically the society think they are being reborn in babies, but they arnt..when logan finds out about this he takes Jenny Agautter(spelling anyone?) and escapes, then they get outside and meet an old guy, the first anyones ever seen for ages.. its a classic!!
     
  5. yomamazagreasymofo

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    Yup...I saw it a few times.



    I plan to buy it on DVD, and watch it while drinking a mason jar full of liquid LSD (look me up at St. Elizabeth's in D.C. after that night).
     
  6. Emetic

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    Give my regards to John Hinckley, and this message: "Psst...Jodie's still waiting for you!"
     
  7. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    Well try to imagine this: All of the old geezers as well as the bitchy mothers with their undisciplined kids, their snottiness multiplied by a thousand, and never having had to work a day in their life, and somehow still having a shitload of money. They don't even have to wipe their asses or their twats, and more than likely, someone chews their food for them.

    AND, on top of that, imagine all of them being Jews - and not just any Jew - the most annoying stereotypical type of Jew that one could be...the Schizophrenic-Barbara-Streisand-on-the-rag type of jew.

    One job I had in reatil long ago was in an area where they dominated.

    NOW I understand why Hitler got so enraged over them.


    ZYKLON....It's what's for dinner.
     
  8. yomamazagreasymofo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:

    Give my regards to John Hinckley, and this message: "Psst...Jodie's still waiting for you!"
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    Well, I was planning on telling him that I nailed her good. "Hinckley, I fucked Jodie! Whaddya think about that? I FUCKED YOUR GIRL!"
    He might chuckle over that....or go even crazier..
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Look! He comes up for a brief gulp of fresh air before resuming his plumbing the hideous depths of his darky ho's stinkhole! Inhale long and deeply, m'boy - you'll need it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nursey's holes don't stink... not even the one that's full of shit..

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    why?.. like Nursey's rear hole that doesn't stink.. you're full of shit...

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    no.. it makes you appear a windbag with a thesaurus shoved up his poophole...
     
  10. Emetic

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    Nursey's holes don't stink... not even the one that's full of shit..
    She does act like her shit doesn't stink.

    you appear a windbag with a thesaurus shoved up his poophole...
    Quite a strong anal motif you're riffing on. And in light of Sexual Chocolate's invitation he extended you in another thread, I'm wondering if there's anything Nursey's needing to know....?
     
  11. PinkorBrown69

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    'It makes you appear a windbag with a thesaurus shoved up his poophole' Said the pot to the kettle.
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Quite a strong anal motif you're riffing on. And in light of Sexual Chocolate's invitation he extended you in another thread, I'm wondering if there's anything Nursey's needing to know....?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no... nursey's already fully aware of my anally intrusive moments....


    you sure there isn't something you'd like to share?????

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  13. pimpchichi

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    like why you seem to save your most vociferous verbal take-downs for the women of the forum??

    misogyny?... or female phobia?
     
  14. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Too Fucking Mad To Be Pimp:
    nursey's already fully aware of my anally intrusive moments....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Good...as long as she's there.

    you sure there isn't something you'dlike to share?????
    Not quite yet

    why you seem to save your most vociferous verbal take-downs for the women of the forum??
    I wasn't aware that my average skewed definitively one way or another, but if it does, I suppose it's just the demographic here.
     
  15. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Good...as long as she's there.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh yes...

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    well it(your ire) is usually directed towards dullards and dumbwits... but usually towards women (a connection??)
     
  16. Emetic

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    ahem, #cough#, #cough#, h@ck*...

    {glances around in vain for ZigZag, Klinko, SmegMan, et al...}
     
  17. pimpchichi

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    your homeboys can't help you now...
     

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