Body Wash

Recently I have learned that Body Wash is superior to soap. I have been using Irish Spring, original and refreshing mint. Hoping to try more. Anyone have any suggestions?

Preferably not Old Spice, seems only old people use that.

 

As long as you have polar molecules to form membranes around any filth you encounter each day, it shouldn't matter.

Unless you're talking about perfumed body wash that leaves you smelling like a strawberry patch or something afterwards... That's personal preference there, buddy.

 

there is a great one, called "wings' that I buy at dillards, also Fahrenheit, if you can find itr, is awesome. Women love the smell of a man washed in Fahrenheit bodywash, except pukey. Shit likes a man who smells like hospital disenfectant

 

I use the target brand with microbeads. Nice smell, not fruity, and doesnt leave that 'film' on you. My wife got me Dial Mens Hydrating Body Wash and it sucked, and my skin felt funny, kinda like I had got 'slimed' on ghostbusters.

I will have to find that farenheit.

I prefer the bodywash as well, mainly because you dont find curly hairs on it the next morning.......hmmmm......

 

I have been trying all of the AXE bodywash scents. Vice is my favorite. Touch and Phoenix are pretty good. Klix is ok.

I still don't get attacked by hot chicks but I'm giving it a few more months before I sue for false advertising.

 

You all bathe?

My dog licks me all night. I figure that is good enough.

 

I dont think you putting peanut butter on your 'unmentionables' is the same as a bath.

You sick, sick, man.



But it's not cheating, cause it's your dog, right?

I love that movie.

 

Axe, something about that brand just stirs up so much hate in me. It just smells putrid. Like that musky uncle no one likes.

 

Who are you trying to kid, we know you mexican'ts dont use soap.

 

ZING!!!!

 

Dammit their on to me, HONEY get Rodrigo, Rosa, Ramone, Ignacio, Nick, Nicholas, Victor, Tamara, Susan, the dog, the other dog, the cat, the rabbit, grandma, grandpa, our cousins, inexpesive decorations with Saint Mary on them, our playstation 1, our rug that smells bad, Frank, Steve, Roy Roy, Tim, Joeseph and yourself and get into the geo metro. WE MUST SHOP AT ALDI!!!

 

i like the smell of icy hot.

Why did you cal me shit? For guys I like shower gels. My current fave being Armani Mania

I'm a B&BW junkie myself. Nightblooimg Jasmine is my favorite.

 

Nice return, 'Nando.

 

Uh is that your 'pet name' for your groudskeeper?

 

Wasnt he on Star Wars?
Nando Calrisean?

 

No, that's Hey Zeus.

"Fern" sounded too "Grim Jesus"

 

Well fuck, I'll settle for nando anyday. Being called a house plant is pretty bad by itself.

 

Now that is pretty fucking funny.

I don't have a groundskeeper, its me!!! I'm a dirty mexican (sometimes)........

 

hey, don't be so harsh on yourself, you a filthy Mexican all the time (to me)

 

I use the only body wash listed so far not approved by the queer eye for the straight guy or in your alls cases queer eye for the queer eye. Rancid Beargrease. It keeps the mosquitos away, doesn't attract the same sex and drives chicks crazy.