I will fuck you

If you look like the picture I will gladly video tape with you.

 

what picture you fucking retard. Post your pic, if you are a chick. if you are a dude, go fuck yourself, you fucking faggot

 

Or reading it in an Alex Baldwin voice. Or Charles Nelson Reilly.

 

Who do you think you are just popping back in like you never even left???? I felt ABANDONED by gawd, and I was in therapy for months after you disappeared. At least have the kindness to bring us up to date on what/who you have been doing for the last upteen months. If you want to, I mean.

 

Oh, Barr-ez.

I've been bereft. Or, not so much. OK, maybe so.

um....it's a long story.

 

Did you fuck Bungle? There's nothing worse than seeing a bereft Bungle-fucker burrowing under Barry's big 'bingo wing' for a blubber.

 

Is that Gaelic?

 

Playing dumb, eh? I must be onto something here. Probably contracted an infection of some sort. They don't call him 'Bungle fungal tongue' for nothing, afterall!

 

I think I'd call that "alliterotica"

 

Or more particularly, "expialidocious"

 

Why, thankyou! I can now add 'alliteroticisive' to my resumé.

I don't think Shmantha appreciates the lingo-jingo banjo like we do, Maj.

 

I don't think Shmantha appreciates the lingo-jingo banjo like we do, Maj.[/QUOTE]


Is that akin to playing the skin flute?

Nurthey?

 

Is that akin to playing the skin flute?

Nurthey?[/QUOTE]


No. *thmooch*

 

No. *thmooch* [/QUOTE]

I suppose we can all commence to sucking each other off, then.

Nevermind.

We've all been doing THAT for years.

 

Perhaps you two should truly get off your assonance.

 

*sigh* Welcome back, Shmanth!

 

You all seem to be overlooking the romantic element of this thread. I will fuck you, violently

 

Hmm...but does the breeze-block get smashed over our face before or after we've come?

 

Ideally, simultaneously.