Well it's about Goddamned time.

I have finally been able to login after 2 years.

Wow.

Technology at it's finest.

 

Welcum back...

 

What took you 2 years to log in? Are you a slow typer?

 

Fugly Snafu, apparently.

Kept requesting my password and nothing arrived. When I contacted whoever runs this racket I never received a reply. I eventually got bored and moved onto more meaningful sites such as 'Facebook'. *snickers*

 

hmmmm Well jefe is away for a little while so I guess nobody likes you!

Nobody is much nicer anyway.

 

Samantha!

Welcome back.

 

So how did you end up resolving the issue and getting in? Did you sleep with Harlan?

 

Actually, I just waxed his balls.

 

Uh, can you say OUCH!

 

The waxing doesn't hurt so much. The buffing afterwards is quite painful, but the deep, lustrous shine is worth it.

 

You bet your sweet blue ones, Daisy.

(That sounded like a Tranny one-liner)