military action against Iraq

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by dallaspark, May 16, 2008.

  1. dallaspark

    dallaspark New Member

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    This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers.


    And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, Sprint and Verizon customer service reps.



    It's getting ugly.
     
  2. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    You should PM a girl on here named 'Nursey' and show her your thread. She'd get a real kick out of this. :)
     
  3. rodkil1

    rodkil1 New Member

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    that made my day
     
  4. llama

    llama New Member

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    That was the best one this week!
     
  5. Melissa McMasters

    Melissa McMasters New Member

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    HaaaHaaaHaaa

    That was so funny:rolleyes:
     
  6. darthgus

    darthgus New Member

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    we couldnt get that lucky. id support the end of hostilities if theyd get those smelly fuckers to shower.
     
  7. Trpperisherb

    Trpperisherb New Member

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    Customer Service Rep

    I don't even bother with them if they don't speak understandable english.
     
  8. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    What has the Taliban got to do with Iraq? God, you people are stupid.
     
  9. dallaspark

    dallaspark New Member

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    Rag Heads they are, and regheads promident jobs. D'oh
     
  10. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    D'oh!
     
  11. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Nursey -

    Before you reply again to adolescent porn addicts, please remember that the pig likes it.


     
  12. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Which one is the pig? I don't get that joke at all.
     
  13. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    You. Please refrain from asking morons to PM me.
     
  14. big10donjuan

    big10donjuan New Member

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    aren't most of those jobs pretty stereotypical to Pakistanis and Indian people??? ... I'm pretty sure that Raul behind the counter is no closer in touch with Bin Laden than you are
     
  15. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Please PM Nursey with pictures of your cock.

    Hers is bigger, trust me.

    :)
     
  16. dallaspark

    dallaspark New Member

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    That could be, but in my over 20 years of dealing with them daily, I am not going to say that.
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    it's a known fact, any asswipe that makes a handle, bragging about the size of their dick, in real life, has an embarrassingly tiny one. Any guy with a huge ding dong, doesn't have to brag and/or advertise about it
     
  18. bendover

    bendover New Member

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    Now this is funny.
     
  19. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    That looks like Bill Clinton...
     
  20. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Oh... I didn't even see his wife in the picture, too...
     

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