I'm redeveloping insomnia.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lyseria, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Lyseria

    Lyseria New Member

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    It's only been the past few days I've been unable to sleep..

    ..ever since I joined these forums, anyways. But it's a pretty bad case, I can't even sit still I just toss and turn. So last night some fuckwad while I was trying to sleep (who fucking cares if I wasn't asleep, I was enjoying the sound of him shutting up.) starts fucking screaming "WHAT?! WHAT NIGGA WHAT! YOU WANT TO GO?!" To someone outside my window.

    Needless to say, I took my aluminum baseball bat, walked out in my boxers/sports bra and threatened to beat the SHIT out of him if he didn't shut up.

    So then he starts yelling at me, "What you got a problem too?!" And I responded with "YEAH. YOU'RE FUCKING YELLING."

    So he starts yelling at me that I should go back in the fucking house "To my man" (Which I don't have, so I have no idea what he was talking about. My ps2 is the man in my life..) and luckily, before I bludgeoned him someone called the cops on him...us...don't know what happened to the black guy he was yelling at. But he's long gone.

    God, I hate apartments. And people.
     
  2. Nauseous

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    You have some serious spunk!

    I would have just peeked out my window and rocked back and forth with my beretta on my lap ready to shoot at anything that moved.

    You need some sleeping pills or muscle relaxants.
     
  3. phatboy

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    Sounds like she needs to get laid. She been thinking about them blue balls of lomos and hard for her to sleep..... :)

    You shouldnt have said nothing, just walked up behind him and beat him in the knees.
     
  4. Lyseria

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    He was facing me when I walked outside. And I grew up in kind of a rough neighborhood.

    And speaking of getting laid, I was promised a stripper for my birthday like..MONTHS ago and today, just today, realized I got totally jipped a stripper.

    I'm pissed.

    And as for the pills, I'm kind of a pill-o-phobic, and even if I were to take pills I have no idea what I'd take. A lot of shit I'm immune to.
     
  5. phatboy

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    Take your ass to walgreens get some stuff called calm forte, it is otc, and works. take it early.

    It says up to 3, but usually 1 or 2 will help you sleep if you are tired.
     
  6. Lyseria

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    Hmm..I wonder if I want to sleep.

    I kind of enjoy my insomnia sometimes.


    And, I'm -broke-.

    I don't mean like "I have a hundred in the bank."

    I mean, I have three cents and some arbys mints to my name.
     
  7. Joeslogic

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    Rozerem and Ambien

    I'm pretty bad about not being able to sleep or waking up after an hour or two and being wide awake. I got a scriptfor Rozerem, and it worked somewhat not great but If I try to start shutting down and stay off the computer and get the TV turned off and take it it helps. Problems the shit is to freaking expensive. So I tell my Dr. this and that I want to try Ambien. He lectures me for like 45 min over the phhone before agreeing to give me a scrip no more than 17 per month cause he says it is addictive and people abuse it.

    My solution is to only use either when I have to and take the Ambien to get me back on Mon-Fri schedule after a weekend. During the week take Rozerem if I have to take something.

    Oh and I was intrigued about this abuse thing so I tried double dosing Ambien and getting loaded on liquer. ..... nothing just a waste. You only get that the first time or so or at least that was my experience.
     
  8. Lyseria

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    Jesus why would I spent my money on pills I'd rather go out, get a rock and a friend, and have them knock my sorry ass out and drag me back to my spot on the floor and let me lay.

    As for turning off my computer, tv, etc. etc.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Fuck you.

    My computer is always on, I'm always on, everything is always on. I swear to god, when people close my laptop I start suffocating.
     
  9. Joeslogic

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    Heh well ok then. :biggrin:
     
  10. Lyseria

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    Sorry lol, I do appreciate the feedback to be honest but the moment you are like "Hey, turn your computer off."

    .......I've killed men for less. Lol. :)
     
  11. phatboy

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    well if you dont have any hours at work, then you really dont need much sleep.
     
  12. Lyseria

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    Well they should be returning my hours to normal soon, not to mention I'm looking for another job.

    My grandmother suggested waitressing..first man to touch my ass loses a fucking ligement. Probably more depending on how fast security can get to me.
     
  13. DangerousD

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    I've got a suggestion that could take care of all your problems. Three words. Government Student Loans. All you are required to do is not receive any drug convictions. Get an edumaction and get out of the projects. Stafford loans. Pick a degree with a marketable skill such as advanced practice nurse where you could be looking at upwards of 100,000 dollars a year.
     
  14. Lyseria

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    Yeah nice. Maybe I should finish high school first...
     
  15. Lyseria

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    I kind of dropped out awhile ago when I got kicked out.
     
  16. DangerousD

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    GED ---> Community College---> Nursing degree ----> Money ----> Nursing Masters -----> over 100,000 dollars a year in a few short years
     
  17. Lyseria

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    I'm not so into nursing. I'm a graphics artist/web coder/designer/person/thing/yeah.

    ..... xD
     
  18. Joeslogic

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    While your giving out advice Dan why don't you prove your worth and tell me if my cholesterol numbers are really as bad as the Doc says. I think he said top 2 percentile. But I feel healthy like I can hold my own to most guys my age and younger. I'm skeptical but not looking for an arguement just a second opinion.
     
  19. DangerousD

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    What are your numbers?
     
  20. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Nah, High School is over rated.
     

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