<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Cryptically posted kitana: i cant say where it was that i worked as security<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Local CIA safe-house? Tri-Lateral Commission picnic? Area 51 toolshed?
I was going to apply for a security guard position. I saw it in the paper the other day. It looked liked it would have been a cake job. The ad encouraged retirees to apply. I didn't apply. Who wants to work with a bunch of old people?!!
but that's just it! its an easy job, and, most of the time, depending on where u work, u dont run into any problems. the only real action i saw was a young couple - like middle school age - jump into the back seat of their car and make it rock...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote yeah, they like totaly fixed the bass cone.. they even cleaned out the ashtrays too .
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: the only real action i saw was a young couple - like middle school age - jump into the back seat of their car and make it rock... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, that sounds about your speed. You truly are a force to be reckoned with...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: yeah, they like totaly fixed the bass cone.. they even cleaned out the ashtrays too .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no! i think they were doing it in the back seat, not rock as in music
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: Yeah, that sounds about your speed. You truly are a force to be reckoned with... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what do u mean? even if i had to open up a can of whoop-ass on someone, it wouldnt be too hard.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Sociologically recounted by kitana: a young couple - like middle school age - jump into the back seat of their car and make it rock <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Middle-schoolers....old enough to drive.... Yep - Texas. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote {yawn} {foot tapping} {drippy faucet plip-plopping} {crickets chirping}
hey! i CAN kick ass. you want to challenge me, boy? and you know, now, that i come to think of it, i dont think those kids should have been there in that parking lot... son of a biscuit! now i feel like a stupid pig
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: now i feel like a stupid pig <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Finally coming off that Adrenochrome high, are we?
My brother was a security guard at the local Holiday Inn. They weren't allowed to carry guns. They didn't even have mace. One night, as he was making his rounds, he saw this naked guy standing by the pool. As he got closer, he realized that the guy was pissing into the pool, so he went up to see what the fuck was going on. The guy freaked out, ran to his room, got a gun and shot my brother in the face. We found out later that the guy was hopped up on PCP. Fortunately, my brother lived. Unfortunately, he's pretty much useless. He drools all over the place and wears diapers.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Acne: Unfortunately, he's pretty much useless. He drools all over the place and wears diapers.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I wouldn't say completely useless... Turn him upside down, put the diaper over his head, and use him as a mop.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: An unarmed security guard... Sounds like a vasectomied man showing up at the sperm bank.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> :licks lips:
My, HomoSexual Chocolate-packer, for someone who minced in not long ago with an ever-so- careful dancing around of questions regarding your gender choice of holes, you now certainly seem to relish flaunting your true pink-and-spangle colors. Do you really think you'll find any willing accomplices here in your turd-burgling ways?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: Finally coming off that Adrenochrome high, are we?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what the hell is that?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Acne: My brother was a security guard at the local Holiday Inn. They weren't allowed to carry guns. They didn't even have mace. One night, as he was making his rounds, he saw this naked guy standing by the pool. As he got closer, he realized that the guy was pissing into the pool, so he went up to see what the fuck was going on. The guy freaked out, ran to his room, got a gun and shot my brother in the face. We found out later that the guy was hopped up on PCP. Fortunately, my brother lived. Unfortunately, he's pretty much useless. He drools all over the place and wears diapers.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> holy shit! and where i worked it was bigger than a Holiday Inn and loads more ppl. Now, i feel thankful that i never saw any action.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: i never saw any action.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what?
