...I fuckin' hate cops. I always have. Considering that I have nothing else going for me right now ('cept for my plan to visit the cement factory w/Lomo), I've decided that it would be in my... wait, everyone's best interest to start ridding the streets of every officer of the law. Oh yeah, I'm starting with Ohio. I'll work my way through each state after that based on popular consensus. What's fueling the fire? I got a speeding ticket while traveling out of the shitty state of Ohio. I was 8 miles from the border! The asshole coulda let me go, but noooo! He gave me a 106 dollar ticket! I hope it was worth it. Now he will be forced to watch his family die. I pray that he has a daughter... 'cause if so, the bitch is getting her labia and clitoris removed and 'daddy' will eat it one last time before getting the knife (formerly used to remove his daughter's genitalia) plugged into his back, neck, abdomen, groin... and anywhere else I feel to need to stab the filthy pig. (suggestions welcome) Now I will sleep.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Take your testicle collection over next time...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i think that's why they're nice to me. they want me on their side for the convicted sex offenders.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: (suggestions welcome)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> japs eye.. brrr
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants Disorder: i used to hate cops, too, but... now i think they're pretty cool. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No amount of candy (laced or not) in the world would make me sputter forth the words, "cops are cool". I hate 'em. I tried like hell to get the bastard hit. I parked on the white line at the side of the interstate. While he was filling out my ticket, I kept thinking about the article I read the other day in the paper about the pig who got hit and killed
would you really be that exillerated tho'? getting pulled over, slyly pulling your seat belt down as a cops bleeding upper torso slides into view.. would you rejoice? or decorate the glove compartment?
Decorate the glove department as in vomit? Not hardly. I've never seen a bloody, mangled, dying body in real life. Why not start with a cop? It's not like they count as real people anyway.
not real people? you mean egotistical and over authoritive government puppets? assholes? out to spead the firm hand of justice whilst secretly breaking thier fundamental laws and using thier power to exploit the populice, just because they can.. you have the right idea
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: you mean egotistical and over authoritive government puppets? assholes? out to spead the firm hand of justice whilst secretly breaking thier fundamental laws and using thier power to exploit the populice, just because they can.. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You have the right idea!
i used to hate cops, too, but now that they give me candy and ask me to sleep over at their houses with them on weekends, i think they're pretty cool.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: ummm, is that cops only or security guards, too?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It goes double for security guards because they're wannabe cops.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by titana: dude, i used to work as security.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....ugh.... Are you are a butch lesbo who used to work in a womans prison... but got fired due to your licking an inmates muff...? Coz that is what happened to my neighbour... now she is a security guard... dirty skanks ex-con girlfriend tried was the one stalking me.... .....ugh.....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: dude, i used to work as security.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> At a Britney Spears concert?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: well, we carried mace and a flashlight, too. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You sick, twisted bitch... I fear for Disorder... I would image mace up an arse is not the most pleasent of feelings....
no! not at a concert! the mace and flashlight were given to us to use. i cant say where it was that i worked as security, but let this make u think twice about me being puny and innocent! i am buffed! i am beefcakes!
