magna rx is a male enhancement pill that promises a bigger penis within weeks of intake. Now i had an average sized penis ..around 6.4 inches.. but i wanted to make it bigger..because dangerous dan was complaining how i dont have enough girth to stretch his ass-passage. so i ordered the product and followed a schedule of 1 pill a day . 1 week later i noticed my penis was shrinking but i turned a blind eye to it.. it was only 3 weeks after when my penis started to talk is when i took the matter seriousely. i stopped taking magna almost immediately after ... but my dick never recovered from the shrinkage and now it speaks 3 languages instead of 1.... it's smaller than a clit and now my esteem is at an all time low..so is my confidence.. i dont want to go to a doctor and talk to him about this problem because it's embarassing ... i feel free to say anything on fugly because i know you will understand :O
Why is it that all you seem to know how to do is to insult people? Didn't your mother pay enough attention to you as a child?
No, too much, now shut your pie hole and let me make fun of the sexually deviant homo!!! It's okay, fagnut loves when you make fun of his sexually deviant behavior
I think you problem can be solved with a two pronged attack on your penis (or lack thereof). First you need to find a working dairy farm in you area. Having a friend or relative with you will make these actions easier to perform. First, place one receptacle from an automatic milking machine over your once average penis/clitoris and turn the unit on. Secondly, have said friend or relative thrust an altered for 220 volts cattle prod up your dirt road until it is bottomed out. the friend/relative should then turn the dial on the prod to 'WOW'. Between the suction and the electricity your used to be a penis should pop back out and the foreign speaking demons will be evicted from your vienna sausage. And yes, you are so very welcome for this advice
That was funny as hell fagnut. But the penis starting to talk part pushed me over the edge. So what does it whisper sweet nothings into Dans anus now? Come to think about nm I don't wanna know.
