Thanx for nothing! my ex just contacted me and told me about your email and URL for my bare ass pic. trust me, he's already seen it, unfortunately. if u want to start shit, then tell him u want me or my ass or something...no, tell him u want a piece of his ass, that usually tics him off.
Your wish was my command: "...stalkers on the net... email this guy, ssjkarotto@hotmail.com ...he's also my offline stalker" And what's this - he's your ex ?!? As if he wouldn't have plenty of reason for payback. Stalkers my ass. Drama queen.
dude, we broke up mutually, but then he comes back begging for more. so he asks for what i give him. then he calls everyday, several times a day and if i dont answer he lets it ring like 20 times and online, if i dont IM him back - u know the stuff, you hear it all the time.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: and i meant e-mail him as in tell him shit! not stuff about me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Pick-y, pick-y!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: and i meant e-mail him as in tell him shit! not stuff about me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you seem facinate by shit as you say often. Maybe need take poopoo and feel better?
Sounds like pretty tepid stuff for a so-called 'stalker'. If you don't want the phone ringing off the hook, buy a damn answering machine - and who the fuck doesn't already have one nowadays? And IMs can be permanently blocked. Nope, sounds like you're somehow stringing him along for your own perverse enjoyment - which is understandable. This "Super Saiyan" penis dribble wrote me a curt, angry reply to my helpful original message - something to the effect that he was inviting me into some kind of sex act in the most cliched terminology, but the details aren't important. Can't help but feel a little sympathy for someone who identifies so strongly with some obscure gook videogame. I mean, between pining for you and this Saiyan b.s., he just really can't have much in his life, can he?
hmm.. *flexes fingers* i cant wait till all this airline terrorist crap blows over *punches palm*..that losers gonna hafta stand up to take a shit..
Hehehe....Super CryinMan just mailed me again, now apparently claiming to not know who Kitana is ("who the fuck is Kitana u dumbshitt"). Careful, D - you ever meet up with that bad boy, he might just throw down & challenge you to a Dragon Ball match
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Hehehe....Super CryinMan just mailed me again, now apparently claiming to not know who Kitana is ("who the fuck is Kitana u dumbshitt"). Careful, D - you ever meet up with that bad boy, he might just throw down & challenge you to a Dragon Ball match <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> but i have koshami super powers and a master rating of 9.5, he will lose.. neehahaha
dude, if i block his IMs/not call him back or answer the phone, then he will show up at my door. plus there are the threats of murder - not me, my pets and family - and then the carefully planned ways of screwing up my credit/record and making me lose my driver's license (which would be easy considering circumstances).
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: dude, if i block his IMs/not call him back or answer the phone, then he will show up at my door.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Then open the door and introduce him to your friend, Mr. Big-Ass Caliber Pistol. Inform him that your friend really wants to play with him, and all he needs to do is take 2 steps across the doorstep. Before slamming the door in his face, advise him that if he ever shows up again for any reason, then your friend will come looking for him. plus there are the threats of murder - not me, my pets and family You have any pets left? and then the carefully planned ways of screwing up my credit/record and making me lose my driver's license...[/B] And he'll make you go bald, become possessed by demons, and make sure God sends you straight to Hell - yeah, yeah, yeah. I can tell this asshole is a bullshit artist and I haven't even met him. If you wanna play the victim indefinitely, go right ahead. But it sure doesn't mix well with your tough-grrrl/I'm-gonna-cut-yer-balls-off persona you're always frontin'.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: hes soon to have no teeth and a long hospital visit <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ooh! are you gonna use your infamous baseball bat???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: ...swiing like Joe Demaggio and rip him a new A-hole... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: IOW, subject will enjoy a much-needed and extended period of uninterrupted meditation.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The term "reflection" comes to mind as more appropriate...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Well, I can only applaud proactive decisiveness, and would offer this suggestion: Use the first swing to the head (~60% of max.force) only to stun and temp'ly weaken, so you can more easily deliver the main payload: first, kneecap the subject with 100% blows (both legs) to totally immobilize, then on each hand, break both the thumb and forefinger (20% blows should do - those snap relatively easily). Subject will be completely helpless, requiring medical help for transport to the hospital for treatment/cast application. Will be bedridden for 2-3 days, then wheelchair bound for at least 4-6 weeks, during which time subject won't even be able to unzip for a piss without assistance, much less wipe their own ass after a dump. Keyboarding activities, too, will be pretty much out of the question, unless subject deems tolerable the pain of hunting & pecking with ring fingers/pinkies. IOW, subject will enjoy a much-needed and extended period of uninterrupted meditation.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> thanks psycho. although i should point out that i was intending to use the less complex and slightly more efficient 'swing at them wildly until they collapse in a heap' method. Hence, the particular lighting conditions of my activities, coupled with the fact that i would have to complete my objectives in 1.5 minutes or under would hinder the chances of me having 100% aim. This factor may be further restricted due to prior alchohol consumption, sleeplessness, paranoia or an unexpected turn of events...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: thanks psycho. although i should point out that i was intending to use the less complex and slightly more efficient 'swing at them wildly until they collapse in a heap' method. Hence, the particular lighting conditions of my activities, coupled with the fact that i would have to complete my objectives in 1.5 minutes or under would hinder the chances of me having 100% aim. This factor may be further restricted due to prior alchohol consumption, sleeplessness, paranoia or an unexpected turn of events...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm telling you... you need to retire that bat and get a new one... after 7 good whacks, you should mount it on the wall...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Yer welcome. Guess our differences in style result from your apparent preference for the momentary visceral enjoyment and raw endorphin rush of brute animalistic attack - whereas I prefer a premeditated plan with the optimal chance for success at striking a happy medium between incapacitation and pain. But whether you're a lumberjack or a surgeon, hold off on the drinking until after the job. Besides, your way risks accidentally turning the subject into a permanently comatose, bedbound vegetable pissing away the rest of their life down a catheter - not that this is necessarily undesirable per se. It's just that I doubt he possesses adequate insurance, and the enormous collective expense of tending him over time will ultimately fall on the rest of us taxpayers. In any case, remember - the whole point is to have fun.
