PIMP you are a fucking CUNT

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nursey, Nov 9, 2001.

  1. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    ME...at a fucking
     
  2. ssb

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    Are you?
     
  3. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    {!?!!}<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  4. ssb

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    ?????HUH?????then all the children went home and sleep well for the first time in ages
     
  5. Nursey

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    They did/do then did/do they?
     
  6. ssb

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    Quite often it only happens on a full moon..but sadly it can easily be missed.
     
  7. kitana

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    whats a christening?
     
  8. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana is a Lying Little Poser:
    whats a christening?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You live an hour away from Jesus Christ, TX and you don't know what a christening is?

    Sheesh. Well, a {i]christ[/i]ening is a Christian ritual in which a newborn innocent, like yourself, involuntarily accepts that Jesus is Lord and original sin is thereby forgiven.

    Other Christian events you may have heard of, but don't quite understand are:

    Christmas, the celebration of the birth of Baby Jesus, and

    Easter, the day Christ rose from the dead after his buddy Judas sold him out for a pint of hummus.

    I'll explain about Palm Sunday some other time.
     
  9. kitana

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    that was gross...
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants Disorder:
    that was gross...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm just trying to sperad the good word.

    And what? Don't you even masturbate???
     
  11. Cherry

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    Kitana, you have serious issues girl. I don't think I've ever met a person who doesn't get horny. You were probally sexually abused as a child and this is your way of dealing with that abuse. By inflicting pain on others and animals. All you need is someone who understands and some serious counselling. There is hope for you out there.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants Disorder:
    i dont masturbate
    b/c i dont get horny...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    {clears throat} full of cum

    *************BOLLOX**************
     
  13. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana_doesnt_wank:
    i dont get horny...they only feelings of pleasure i get are when i inflict physical pain on another person.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    So that's why Disorder's all hot to trot over you.

    Beginning to make sense now...
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Posited Cherry:
    All you need is....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    ...a good, solid donkey-punch at least once a day.
     
  15. kitana

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    No! this is the way i am!

    i dont really hurt animals, i just "fix" them - u know, remove their reproductive organs.

    but i do like to inflict pain on others, its a dominatrix thing i got
     
  16. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    but i do like to inflict pain on others, its a dominatrix thing i got <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    A dominatrix (virgin) who is afraid of dildos?

    Yeah, that sounds realistic...
     
  17. kitana

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    i dont masturbate
    b/c i dont get horny...they only feelings of pleasure i get are when i inflict physical pain on another person.
     
  18. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    A dominatrix (virgin) who is afraid of dildos?

    Yeah, that sounds realistic...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    dildos???

    they are unnecessary. i just like to smack ppl around, not rape em.
     
  19. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    dildos???

    they are unnecessary. i just like to smack ppl around, not rape em.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I see, so you're into fisting, then. Maybe you are ready for that Palm Sunday lesson after all...
     
  20. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    I see, so you're into fisting, then. Maybe you are ready for that Palm Sunday lesson after all...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    back mutha fucker, I saw her first...
     

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