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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fernando, May 23, 2008.

  1. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    So got a customer today, really big guy. He and his wife were seeing indiana jones. He asks me how many times I have seen it so far (you know since fucking today, which is when I am working, can't be too high) and I respond, "Oh not once, fact I haven't seen any of them". I'm about to take his money and he says "Don't take my money" even though he had it extended towards me. What? He then goes into this huge ass conversation about how I should see it and asking things like "Well I'm sure your dad wants to see it" and shit like that. And of course I have to just sit there and smile, he wasn't being an ass...but fuck...who keeps money extended towards me, and then says not to take it? Just so they can talk about how I should see all of the Indiana Jones Movies.
     
  2. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    I'm starting to see a pattern developing here
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Did he ask you to dance for it?
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Grow a pair beanie weenie, tell them faggots "Look I don't make the shitty movies, I just work here, and get you fucking popcorn. now please give me 4 dollars and move, so I can finish my work and go home later tonight".

    Got it penis dribble?
     
  5. BullGod666

    BullGod666 Member

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    A dickwad that thinks he's superior to you because you work at the theatre. He shoulda been at home rubbing one out looking at his mom's picture, fucking weirdo. You can always ask them "has anyone told you today", and no matter what their answer, no. yes or what? tell them "go fuck yourself" then in your best customer service voice, tell them to enjoy their fucking movie. :biggrin:
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Yeah, what a dick. You should have told him that your father was dead when he threw that bit in about your dad wanting to see it.
     
  7. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    He was a meathead and he was doing the equivalent of kicking sand in your face in front of the chicks. Oldest story in the world and the reason for the old advertisements on how to build muscles in comic books that have been around since pre WWII.
     
  8. Fernando

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    he wasn't an ass though, just....like he had some sort of conundrum with me not seeing indiana jones. Like it was his religion. He was real nice about it after wards and just seemed like he obsessed with the series. Like telling a nice star trek fan that you like star wars and have never seen star trek.

    In any case, becoming a manager next friday, woo woo.
     

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