military action against Iraq

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers.


And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, Sprint and Verizon customer service reps.



It's getting ugly.

 

You should PM a girl on here named 'Nursey' and show her your thread. She'd get a real kick out of this.

 

that made my day

 

That was the best one this week!

 

HaaaHaaaHaaa

That was so funny

 

we couldnt get that lucky. id support the end of hostilities if theyd get those smelly fuckers to shower.

 

Customer Service Rep

I don't even bother with them if they don't speak understandable english.

 

What has the Taliban got to do with Iraq? God, you people are stupid.

 

Rag Heads they are, and regheads promident jobs. D'oh

 

D'oh!

 

Nursey -

Before you reply again to adolescent porn addicts, please remember that the pig likes it.

 

Which one is the pig? I don't get that joke at all.

 

You. Please refrain from asking morons to PM me.

 

aren't most of those jobs pretty stereotypical to Pakistanis and Indian people??? ... I'm pretty sure that Raul behind the counter is no closer in touch with Bin Laden than you are

 

Please PM Nursey with pictures of your cock.

Hers is bigger, trust me.

 

That could be, but in my over 20 years of dealing with them daily, I am not going to say that.

 

it's a known fact, any asswipe that makes a handle, bragging about the size of their dick, in real life, has an embarrassingly tiny one. Any guy with a huge ding dong, doesn't have to brag and/or advertise about it

 

Now this is funny.

 

That looks like Bill Clinton...

 

Oh... I didn't even see his wife in the picture, too...