Crapshit again.

...but the biggest thrill was the knowledge he was now screwing a 400 horse power beast instead of the usual one.

 

The HUMMER dealer said, "Range Rover? Fuck a Range Rover!"

That's my story, your honor, and I'm sticking to it.

 

Im just thinking someone lost a bet.....a really bad bet.....

 

Phatty, you look great in that UGA red and black teddy. Did you bet on the dawgs beating Auburn?

 

Uh, have you lost your damn mind? I dont have a range rover.

Asshole...........

so how do you like your odds this weekend?

 

LMAO

 

Fuel injected engine

 

looks like tool injected to me

 

Looks like...

they both need to get their 'emissions' checked

 

...and the humor just keeps writing itself!

Great pic... I'd hate to be at the tail end of that joke, though...

 

So as I see it, the real question is "why would you let someone take a picture of you screwing your (or their) vehicle.?" Or worse yet take the pic yourself and post it to the internet. In the words of Bugs Bunny "what a maroon".

 

if his cock wasent so tiny, I would say maybe he got stuck being a sexual deviant, and someone snuck up and went "HAHA!!! got your PEEK-chure!!" ...

No way that venna sausage is getting stuck anywhere. Just think man, if you were hung like that, that would probably be the only thing that would let you fuck it.

 

His wife made him do it.