filling in a hole when her next door neighbor peered over and looked at her and said, "What ya doin Sally?" "I'm making a grave," she replied. "Oh that's sad, who died?" "My fish." A little disconcerted the neighbor tells her, "That's quite a big hole for a fish." While patting down the last bit of dirt she says, "That's because he's inside you're stupid cat."
I saw a cat dig a hole in my garden and shit in it. Then it covered it up. I was amazed cos it used a shovel.