1. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

    'Dave, don't worry about it.
    You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients
    and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go Dave.'

    But invariably another voice in his
    head would bring him back to reality whispering:


    Dave.........................


    Dave............


    YOU'RE A VETRINARIAN,
    YOU SICK
    BASTARD!!!
     
  2. deandockerill

    deandockerill New Member

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  3. socalboy

    socalboy New Member

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    Tommy Like Wingie

    Fat guy in a lil' suit
     
  4. TinyTim666

    TinyTim666 New Member

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    I think that's still legal in Arkansas... Bill Clinton does it all the time.
     
  5. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Dan actually posted something funny.
    I guess that justifies keeping him around for another season.
     
  6. prazn

    prazn New Member

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    oh wow Dave.........................


    Dave............


    YOU'RE A VETRINARIAN,
    YOU SICK
    BASTARD!!!
     
  7. Stinklizard

    Stinklizard New Member

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  8. caffeinejunkie42

    caffeinejunkie42 New Member

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    that's awesome!
     
  9. caffeinejunkie42

    caffeinejunkie42 New Member

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    (the joke, not the pet-fucking :)
     
  10. michelleissexy

    michelleissexy New Member

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    having to make a post is a joke
     

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