Thread with overpopulation and a bunch of serious nuts

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fernando, May 15, 2008.

  1. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    heres what i post on the matter to tick them off

    Allright, overpopulation is a simple one. First you get a robot/human mad man to build a giant robotic factory in the mid pacific. This man/robot builds all sorts of mechanical abominations that terrorize the world, all hope seems lost with one that can rebuild troops (the robot guy is also really intimidating, like 9 feet tall and throws around electricity or something, you know, no body fucks with this guy.) Eventually, all hope seems to be lost since these robots are mindlessly killing the population with no remorse. Then this lone soldier organizes the worlds forces uses very high caliber weaponry that can easily rip through the metal the robots use; this is the one last assault on the robotic monstrosity island. One problem, their head quarters are in boston, so they have to make their way across the land to the pacific so they don't have to deal with the evil helicopter patrol robots right. So it's an epic battle, many more lives are claimed as the Europeans and Asians are fighting to get to the pacific to help destroy it right. When they get there, they realize the robot island is actually a future race of robotic human hybrids that the robotic overlord deemed fit to live in his new world order. Course these guys are balls to the wall crazy, and the hero has a scene where he kills like 14 of them and the audience goes nuts. Then the final battle with the robot/human ultra overlord (first thought when seeing the hero and him side by side is "Oh shit, hero is gonna get screwed here) and he does. Until the lovable rookie fires a rocket launcher at him which sends him hurling out the window and he sinks the bottom of the sea because his metal is way too heavy. Hero saves the day. Bad ass movie.

    Here's the cast right.
    Hero-Tom Hanks
    Robotic human overlord-Kevin Spacey
    Lovable rookie-Shia laboeuf or whatever, even stevens kid
    Love interest-That large woman from all that, she was hilarious
    Leader of asian offensive-That pop star Rain
    Leader of European offensive-Daniel Craig
    Mayor of one of the crazy robotic towns-Tom Cruise (who gets impaled five times by swordfish)

    Directing would probably go to spielberg, he's fantastic.
    About 150mil for a budget, big summer movie.

    Oh right, at the end of the credits, you see kids and families playing on the California coast, when you see this evil looking god thing walking up from the ocean covered in sea weed. It zooms in and its the robotic human overlord walking out of the ocean, and Spacey would say something like "Oh you didn't think I had my fill did you?" something bad ass like that

    Throw in some funny dialogue about how tom doesn't want shia dating his hot as fuck daughter, and you got an oscar.
     
  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    That would be better as a game. Kind of like command and conquer. You could lead the North/South American forces, the European forces, or the Asian forces. And just to be fair you could be the bad guys too.

    Of course all the Australians would be drunk hollering things like "Piss off mate".
     
  3. froboy747

    froboy747 New Member

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    id see that movie....sounds like high quality shit
     

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