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Hello there, I am a Fugly.com NOOB and I have a question, Cool eh!


why is there no recent ones? some of those are funny as hell

and there is more than enough idiots out there to do them

 

welcom shaun.

couple of quick notes

1) we dont use a lot of the internet 'cool' words. Such as LOL, WTF, and Noob.

Have a thick skin, and read the older post, there is some really good, and really bad stuff in there. If you have any questions just shoot dwaine scum a PM and ask him about the secret fugly handshake.

 

Sound advice to the newbie.

 

All of the staff stopped smoking crack and got day jobs. If you want to do one, go for it.

 

I don't usually use the word "noob" but it says that under my name on here

I do use "lol" but like most I'm not actually Laughing Out Loud, I'm just a lier.


As for making my own, all I encounter is those guys in Yahoo! Games that come in saying "FUC U!!" and sometimes even fake hackers who love mom jokes

 

Teh.Shaun. Listen to me. If there's one piece of advice I wish somebody would have given me way back in 1998 - before I ruined the last 10 years of my life on this website - it's this.

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

Do you understand what I'm saying teh.swahn?

Think about that long and hard.

Long. And. Hard.

 

You gotta have a firm grip to properly choke the chicken? is that it?

 

Some day you will understand, grasshopper. Some day.

 

And to think I went through all this BS just so I can see some chicks butt.

 

don't you get it asshole? IT TAKES A TOUGH MAN TO MAKE A TENDER CHICKEN!!!

now go out there, and be somebody!

 

I was close.