Baconators

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fernando, May 6, 2008.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I only eat Subway anymore and I only eat at a certain Subway because it is the cleanest. I eat a veggie delite w/everything except green peppers and then I pick the onions and peppers off myself and bring my own Italian dressing. I'm picky as hell.
     
  2. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    It's scary how much you remind me of my ex sometimes...
     
  3. nolo451

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    I still eat fast food once in a while, but NOTHING near what I used to when I was in high school (5 yrs ago). I ate fast food every day and got to an unhealthy weight. I started to develop a lot of problems relating to eating mostly fast food, so I just cut it out. These days, Ill eat a burger once in a while, but mostly all Ill eat nowadays is chicken(no fat) salads, and sandwiches made with lean meats. Of course, picking up weightlifting helped a bit. If I cant hit the weights on one of my workout days, I get really pissed. Im not joking when I say I eat a sandwich for lunch and dinner almost every day along with some backed lays or sunchips. Not to be bragging, but I love walking near the beach without a shirt on and pretending to jog...I admit it, Im just showing off, but so are the smoking babes there flaunting their bodies.

    Its just a matter of eating right, you eat right and you'll feel good, well in my case anyway.
     
  4. Fernando

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    Eh, guys hate the guys who run around without their shirt. Running with multiple shirts on helps you lose more weight/makes you more cardiovascular.
     
  5. nolo451

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    Like I said, when I'm at the beach "jogging" I'm not looking to lose weight. If I see a girl I like Ill run towards her and sometimes I'll get her phone number. I will admit sometimes I will hit on girls that have their boyfriends with them, only I didnt see that and will get owned sometimes. Half the time I wear a wifebeater+shorts, the other half shirtless with shorts.
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Does that make you want to punch me in the face?
     
  7. Lomotil

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    ¡Mi amigo! ¡Vamos al restaurante! ¡Compraré!

    I just want to see you do the Mexican hat dance... Just once.

    And post it on here.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    get enough booze in me, I mean I have jumped off a 12 foot ladder after drinking moonshine and watching backyard wrasslin on the illegal satalite. granted, I herniated two disks and push a vertibe out of alignment. Someone told me i have to try a "puffy taco" but that shit sounds scary
     
  9. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    Nah i was thinking the brick through the car window route.
     
  10. Lomotil

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    Hopefully, the herniated discs were a result of the ladder free fall, and not due to watching 'wrasslin...'

    A puffy taco, as I understand it, is basically a taco, but made with a flour tortilla fried to the point where it assumes the physical dimensions of 'pita bread' - never had one of these, personally.

    There's two kinds of restaurants I want to take you to, BTW...

    The first (which I'll actually reserve for last) is the authentic hole-in-the-wall Mexican establishment that serves up their own family recipe food (Carne guisada done right is fucking bliss) - the second, is this fantastic 24-hr establishment called "Chacho's" - I haven't been back there since the time we had the cops called on us, and my (then) girlfriend got hauled off to the drunk tank downtown. The sheer size of the portions will give new definitions to the term "shock and awe." Imagine a burrito the size of the plate. Not a regular plate, but an oblong plate at least a foot wide. Don't even get me started on their 'supreme nachos...' Plus, their barbacoa isn't bad, and you can order it by the pound.

    Trust me - I'll feed you a burrito that would make your mother cry. :biggrin:
     
  11. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    So you are saying that dwaine is going to gain all his weight back?

    We have a place here that sells some freaking huge burritos. "Nacho Mamas", their motto is "we roll em fat". Which fits because all the employees looked stoned.
     
  12. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I don't have a car anymore, so I guess it's just a brick in the head.
     
  13. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    That's the beauty of it, really - if you eat that and consume a few of their extra-strong margaritas (and If I, with my tolerance, claims a place to serve 'strong drinks' - then you KNOW they put the tequila into it...) - the food will run out of you probably before you go to sleep that night.

    Some of the shit they serve is so good, you can actually feel your arteries clogging with every bite. :)
     

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