Are fucking assholes. I hold doors open all the time for people, I'm just being courteous. Most of the time they say thanks, but today was god damn different. I held open a door for this "lady" and she then has the nerve to say "I could have opened it myself" in this real bitchy tone. Who the fuck does she think she is? I didn't pity the bitch, I was being nice.
There is a fine line when holding a door open. The person has to be the right distance away. If it's the person is too far from the door it's awkward and you look like a fawning dork if it's too close and you let it slam in their face or smack them upaside the head then you look like an asshole. If you have to wait more than 1.2 seconds the person is too far unless it's a little old lady carrying shopping bags.
if she would have said that to me, I would have just smashed the door in her face and said "okay, you open it then"
thats becuase you never hold the door open for anyone you fucking faggot. Hook me up with your aunt, I bet she could suck dingleberries out of my asshole though the head of my cock
nigger, I saw you cry when Optimus Prme was killed in the goddamned cartoon transformers movie. shut the fuck up
So, based on the responses here, I think we're all in agreement here, eh? Nobody holds any doors open for anyone, and if anyone does, and happens to catch a whiff of some snide comment, we bash their heads in with the door itself... Sounds fair to me...
