Dwaine - I picked up the new van

Can we go cruising on saturday?

 

Count me in!

 

At first i read that as 'picked up a new man'. Thought Checky had been cruising the glory holes again for some action.

 

sure, can we bring schmed? He has gotten really good at swinging a small club

 

What?? I just want some free candy damnit.

 

So, your going to kidnap kids, call their parents and instead of wanting a cash ransom, you'll want goobers and gobstoppers?

Am I close at all here?

 

we have already had your salsa stained butthole. no candy for you

 

Just wait until you lure them into the van to start offering the 'Push-up Pops'...

 

Since my car is totalled, can I borrow the van?

 

Yeah, but you have to drive us around where ever we want to go.

 

There's a designated driver? I wanna go too!!!

 

Considering that I don't drink, I'll drive you guys around.