Insulting Irish People in an Irish Bar - A Case Study

Alright so I had been drinking all night and I decided to go to an Irish bar that is across the street from the bar I usually go to. It is called Molly Malone's. So I sit down and order a "pint". I sit down at the bar and it is about 3:30 am about a 1/2 hour before closing time. I hear some guy talking with a thick Irish accent. I turn to him and say Hey. You sound like a Leprachaun. One girl sitting a few seats away laughs. The irish guy leaves and just makes a face. The Irish owner makes a face at me as I am leaving. Yeah it was lame but I have a feeling it could result in fisticuffs at a real Irish bar. So I figure I was at a cheap knockoff Irish bar.

 

Yea, you were in a knock off bar, that or the guy was a pud.

 

The guy could not have been a real Irishman. A real Irishman would have STAGGERED out of a bar at 3:30AM, not walked. Just ask Schmed.

 

We Irish dont stagger, we can hold our liqour, and we like to punch wee pusses in the face for making dumb ass comments.

* the more you know

 

My ancestors are from Ireland. The ones that aren't German and English anyway.

 

*were... they are all dead now.

 

Bring the edit feature back!

Dan, you can send them a picture of you having a good time there with your friend(s). They have a website.

 

See I knew there was something about pukey....
German/Irish here too. Apparently the Micks had something for the Krauts.......

 

I'd punch you, but then I dont like your face.

 

My maiden name is actually Swiss. I forgot about that.

I am almost a total Yankee. My people came to the U.S. and we lived in MA, MD, PA, OH and VA. If it weren't for the VA, I'd have been a total Yankee.

I did have one person come from Sabula, Iowa. Don't know where the hell he came from. Oddball.

 

VA here, then the military moved them around.

GA now, and some still in VA (Near Salem) and some out in Idaho.

 

It's not "holding your liquor". It's an adaptation of the liver to better be able to detoxify the alcohol by making more of the enzymes that detoxify as in cytochrome P450s. In the ER we have had patients with blood alcohol levels that would kill a nondrinker who were able to walk to the bathroom and talk. One guy drank 1/2 gallon of vodka and had a sky high blood alcohol level. He had also been admitted for drinking rubbing alcohol in the past. He was in his late twenties and needless to say had 1 foot in the grave. I would be surprised if he is still alive. Here's to "being able to handle your liquor". By the way I am of above average height and have never been referred to as wee or short.

 

When I do my tree anything before 1863 says "VA" so it throws me off. I'd see "Harpers Ferry, VA" and be like, "Hey, we have one of those in WV!'

I came across a place where some of my 'people' are from. Lomo would not appreciate this. A town called Marshfield, MA.

Marshfield came to national attention when it voted to ban arcade video games in 1983. This ban stands to the present day

 

Lamest shit ever!!

 

I will personally bludgeon to death everyone that voted for the ban with my bare hands.

After I get tired and my video game-induced carpal tunnel syndrome kicks in, I'll probably retire my hands in favor of a wood-chipper, or similar device.

 

OK, so in 'laymans' terms. Ok? I am sorry if you feel the need to show off your wicked googling skills by saying someone who drinks more has an adaptive liver that can filter the alcohol faster, hmmmmm sounds like holding your liqour to me,

and I am well above average height, therefore making most wee pusses. k?

 

You say that but you posted a picture with 5 people one of which was supposedly you who were all the same height. How does that shitty country song go "I'm much cooler on the internet I'm 6'5 and I look damn good"

 

You wrote that didn't you Dan?

 

I havent posted a picture of me with 5 people. The only picture I posted of me, with other people, was Coach Richt and I at golf tournament in Athens. Which shows me about 5" taller than he is.

You must have me confused with one of your 'friends' on the interns forum.

 

You know the one with you holding the guitar and looking like a douche bag standing next to a bunch of other dudes who also look like douche bags. It must have been at the douchebagorama.