Anatomy

What's your favorite part, really bored right now.

Mine would be the stomach, toned stomach is pretty damn sexy for me.

 

I like gall bladders. Without it, your farts smell like a mummies scphinter.

I can attest to this fact. My wife lost hers last year, and the house has not smelled the same since.

 

1. face
2. vagina
3. figure
4. tits I like big and small just not huge tennis ball nipples
5. legs
6 feet
7 eyes
8 hair
9 perfume
10 total lack of respect for societal norms (this one is my downfall)
11 lips
13. abs
14 arms
15 hands
16 eyebrows unless they are really good ones then they go as high as five
17 mannerisms
18 looking good no matter how dressed can go as high as 6

 

I'm pretty sure mannerisms can't be found in a medical dictionary.

 

Ass stomach face boobs


And for the record I was an ass man before all the JLO obsession started.

 

Brain, although it's ugly to look at and I always imagined that it smelled like formaldehyde.

Superficially... face, I guess. Teeth and eyebrows specifically, although I have broken my rule a time or two and always regretted it.

 

voice, i love the way they cry and plead for their lives. Such a turn-on

 

I'm gonna take a pic of my eyebrows and post em, they will terrify you.

 

What she realy meant:

Nice Butt and a pretty face

 

C+, Douchebag. Although they didn't specify how many teeth, did they?

"Butts" does that mean you like big ones?

 

All things in moderation.

I dont like em dimply like a golf ball.

Cant get wit no flat butt either.

 

Banana seat butt. That's what one guy referred to this girl I used to work with. Said her ass looked like a banana seat.

 

you know, in a wierd turn of fate, I have had a handful of different girls tell me I had the most perfect eyebrows. Now If i can find a woman who is turned on by eyebrows

 

Pukey is into them. So you may have a chance.....

 

Eyebrows are important. You have to have at least two.

 

I was told I had to spread some 'reputation' around before voting for pukey again....wtf???