I told you I was sick. And seriously, I am supposed to take Pentasa, Nexium, Reglan, Phenergan and Entocort EC. WTF kind of shit is that? Why do doctors give out so much medicine?
Could you give a brief synopsis on Crohn's? I think they do that hoping that something will help cause half the time they are more worried about their golf swing than they are about treating you. Why would they want you to get better? That would be like an automaker making a car that never broke.
BECAUSE YOU ARE SICK! BTW, Crohns is linked to anal sex. Remember from now on, it's "exit only" for the poop chute.
That must have been one helluva dick to reach my terminal ileum. It had to go through my sigmoid, descending, transverse and ascending colon to reach my terminal ileum! Crohn's disease is a chronic disorder that causes inflammation of the digestive or gastrointestinal (GI) tract. Although it can involve any area of the GI tract from the mouth to the anus, it most commonly affects the small intestine and/or colon. Basically, you shit a lot and your stomach hurts. I also have GERD but that is curable, unlike Crohns... so I get nauseated and my stomach hurts. There is no getting away from the stomach pain unless I want to pull a Cobain. Hey! That rhymed!
Awfully sorry to hear this... Does this mean that I can't use my 'anal probe cock ring' when we finally meet and gratify our years of sexual repression?
