Beware of this scam!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Joeslogic, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Did you put more than one hole in it this time?
     
  2. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    As long as its NEW.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yeah it's new, just remember this time, FUCK them, THEN choke them...
     
  4. Schmed

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    I better write that on my hand before we go...
     
  5. DangerousD

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    Well Nursey, you will be happy to know that most of the strippers like women as well. Not only that but they love to make out with them and play with their tits when their boyfriends bring them to the strip bar. These girls love it. If you ever make it to my neck of the woods we can go together! As for the silicunt tits if you like the small ones they have flat chested hot girls as well who will rub their nipples in your face and cover you with stripper perfume tit essence. It'll be great!!!
     
  6. sizzlinegg

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    The greatest, and worst way to enter this forum, would be for me to add my story to this topic. So I just have to do it....of course!
    Yeah, I managed to get to the strip clubs in Louisville, the night after watching a close relation graduate from Boot Camp at Fort Knox. Flew out from California. I'd been to a few clubs out here on the coast, L.A., San Diego...and had a mixture of experiences. Some did leave me with that "awkward" feeling, where I had the impression that the girls were forcing themselves to push their asses around in the open air in order to buy a loaf of bread later. But in KY, and at a couple of other places, the gals sometimes manage to get themselves psyched up to their act, and the energy of a place picks up with them...it all depends on the performer and the atmosphere. I remember telling a voluptuous redhead how much I liked her act - she'd had some sensuous moves, graceful, and engaging. A thing of beauty. She appreciated my compliment enough to give me a kiss...much to the shock of my (then) husband. In Ky, I got inspired enough to give my ex a lap dance...I managed to pull most of the attention away from the action on stage...but then, I've always been a pretty good dancer. In Louisville, my ex paid for me to receive a lap dance. She was cute, and was "into" me, but I haven't had any Bi action in some time, so it was just slightly amusing. I never have actually sold myself in any sense of prostitution, so I don't have 1st hand experience in whether it's demeaning, but in my opinion it can be art depending on the girl, the atmosphere of the joint, and her attitude.

    Hey - at least it ain't the "Chicken Ranch".
     
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2008
  7. phatboy

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    Is your real name michelle?
     
  8. sizzlinegg

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    Is your real name michelle?

    Damn! Yeah, I'm Michelle - I'm busted I guess...but then, so are you.
    So you remember that night at Skeeters?
    Don't worry, I won't tell your wife.
     
  9. phatboy

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    If that's the name of the strip club thats pretty fckuing hilarious.

    Why not just call it the jizz hut?


    Michelle is a reference to another forum member (and by member I mean dick).



    *The more you know....
     
  10. Joeslogic

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    But wasn't Michelle really Dan?

    I thought we figured all this out a while back.
     
  11. ucicare

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    No, Michelle is not really Dan. She is really Michelle. Michelle pretends to be Dan, not the other way around.
     
  12. phatboy

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    VVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    Sorry joe, but try and keep up.......
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    Different strokes for different folks I guess.
     
  14. Nursey

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    I'd imagine a high percentage of them don't like men at all.

    You're right. Psychologically fragmented victims of childhood abuse writhing, beckoning and pressing their worthless feeling bodies against you for a few fuckydorra while you gaze lustfully into their cold, detached eyes (and tormented souls) sounds like a wrist slashingly good way to unwind!
     
  15. Nursey

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    When you were a little girl, would you get into bed each night and roll yourself into a fetal position and every night would he would come in and peel you open?
     
  16. DangerousD

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    Come on. You expect anyone to buy that? I guess a female is like a little flower that needs to be kept sheltered in a little green house until somehow sex becomes a nontraumatic experience when her prince pulls up on his unicorn and gives her his left nut so he won't appear to eager and then magically sex becomes something that is good and not bad, bad, baaaad. Magically all females other than strippers (who in reality are just exhibitionist with hot bodies who like to show them off) had some antiseptic sexual experiences (that prevented you and them "from getting all gooey" in the backseat of a car) that were the perfect way to protect your fragile female psyche which is the only reason you haven't convinced ucicare to swallow his tongue like Hannibal lector did to the other inmate who sprayed "Clarice" in the silence of the lambs with his semen and now enables you to have sexual experiences that are not bad, baaad, baaaad. Strippers aside, all the girls that I have liked best have always been girls who like sex. The ones that like sex are the ones that know they are good looking. They aren't ashamed of their bodies so they are disinhibited. I don't like stupid games with girls who pretend to be just going along with it. In reality they always seem to be the ones that are ugly, not grounded in reality and all fucked up.
     
    Last edited: Apr 18, 2008
  17. Dwaine Scum

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    Honestly, Strippers kinda suck at fucking. Its bland, and they act like you owe them. It's like they want their nut, and could care less if you get off.
     
  18. Nursey

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    Except when you're paying for it?
     
  19. DangerousD

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    I was refering to girlfriends not stripper entertainment. As a libertarian I am amazed at how people feel like they have to try to regulate the sex lives of adults and attempt to justify it the only way they can which is through psychobabble bullshit.
     
    Last edited: Apr 19, 2008
  20. Nursey

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    Sorry, but i'm with Howdy Doodie on this one. Real men work for it. I'm sure Dwaine's got a spare cinder block if you're shy around women.
     

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