My eyes were starting to glaze over I mean that was just to much but. Now I feel enlightened. I'm a better man for having conversed with the Danster of Danger. I like to live in the edge you know.
....And this is for the questions that don't have any answers The midnight glancers and the topless dancers The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers....
Here's my $.02 I have been to one strip club and I didn't want to go but I was with a group so I had to tag along. I was uncomfortable and could not wait to escape. The $7 beers were a drain enough on my wallet so I refrained from any lapdance or "rain-making." I don't judge anyone who likes to go, it was just a freaky, surreal, sad experience for me. Of course, I'd give it another go just to see if things have changed. And yes, phatboy, it was female strippers. It's just that some of the asses had more dimples than an Osmond family portrait.
Of course there are good and bad strip clubs. I have heard that Vegas has the best but I have found super hot girls with a wide variety at "PT's showclub" in Louisville. Yeah the drinks are expensive. When I go it's usually when the bars have turned into "sausage fests" which happens at about 2 am (the bars and strip clubs close at 4 am in louisville) after most of the chicks have gone home or for some reason the bars are lame and I want to "sober up". I go in get change for a twenty and tip about 2-3 bucks. At that particular club there are no poles and the girls get totally naked and basically rub their breasts on your face and sometimes they have really nice looking pooners and will put their legs on your shoulders and get within six inches of your face as they "dance". It is a pretty friendly place and I have never had a problem with anybody. Sometimes I will just roll in at 2 am if the bars suck and hangout and spent 20-30 dollars just hanging and sobering up. If I really really like a girl for some reason I will get a lap dance but not normally which consists of the girl basically grinding and putting her tits in your face. There was one really athletic girl who seemed to be a gymnast as I was pretty drunk but I'm pretty sure she did somehow did a backflip and kind of slithered down the front of my body head first. Her whole act was full of gymnastic moves with full on naked body contact. That was probably the best lap dance I have ever had so I got two from her that night one after the other. There is probably only one ugly girl there who seems to have put on too much weight but they have six stages so you can pick and choose which girls you want to see. Too me they just remind me of the some of the really wild girls I knew from high school including the first girl I ever dated. I think this is one of the strippers there:
I think that is about the same way I feel. Not comfortable. I was thinking golf ball, but yess, lots of dimples. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d165/HaileyHart/File0020.jpg This chick is nice looking, this guy 'knox' has no chance with her, of course unless he throws lots of money at her. Either or. This is probably why I dont like going. See her left hand, where it touches her stomach, do those look like stretch marks? So theres a kid somewhere that is being watched while his/her mom is out stripping for 'knox'. Thats what kind of guys through my mind.....and why I dont feel comfortable.....
Fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake tits. Nice. And that is totally the type of guy I can picture jacking off in the corner. Gross. I dunno. It's kinda like a bunch of men watching pron together. I've never understood why they would do that. What guy wants to sit around a bunch of other guys with a hard-on and/or knowing that there are other guys out there with hard-ons?
Uh, what the fcuk? The train of thought must have jumped the tracks.... Thats the kind of guys I think of that go out and pay to get close to a chick.
I hope that was posted as some sort of dry humour? An extremely inadequate looking, overexcited geek with absolutely zero sexual charisma or good looks standing anxiously and woodenly upright (*shudder*) next to a bland, overly made-up, silicunt porno-clone who has been paid to make the pathetic geek feel manly and powerful only confirms the worst image imaginable of lapdance bars and the sort of people who frequent them.
My friend had me go to a gay bar with her one night and against my better judgement, I went. This guy went up on stage started stripping. He was like 5'5 and 110 pounds. It was gross. He was in his briefs and black socks and then this other guy comes up and starts grinding on him. He was wearing cotton pants and had a boner. I had seen all I could stomach and told my friend that I would be in the car when she decided to leave and that I hoped that I didn't get hate-crimed out there. She took me home. I can only imagine that a strip club would be just as traumatic of an experience.
People who go to strip clubs, especially those who go on any sort of frequent basis are pathetic, without question. And these types of people know this, but try to justify it/defend it/explainknowing full well there is no excuse. It literally sickens me to know that there are enough people going to these types of places that they can afford to stay open. I mean seriously, I would love to hear someones explanation on why they think they are not a complete pile of worthless shit for going to a strip club.
Schmed seen attempting to instill young, lapdance hottie Shoshandra with a sense of dignity and respect.
