And this one didn't make the TITS Survey cut

{pun intended}



Hope this poor creature either got a refund from her plastic surgeon for the absolute botch-job or sued it out of him. {shakes head}

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
{pun intended}



Hope this poor creature either got a refund from her plastic surgeon for the absolute botch-job or sued it out of him. {shakes head}<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


That is the worst boob-job I've ever seen in my life. And if she didn't get a boob job,then she should.

 

fuck you guys! you guys are the reason that there are fake chiks.

you guys need a dick job.
you must increase your 2.8 inches to at least a more pleasurable 8.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
fuck you guys! you guys are the reason that there are fake chiks.

you guys need a dick job.
you must increase your 2.8 inches to at least a more pleasurable 8. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

how would you know what a pleasurable size of cock is? You talking about sex is like a deaf person telling you what they think about the new Micheal Jackson album

 

Good shit IMC. I wanna make that sound like you want to laugh but you're holding it back at the same time,I guess it would sound like "hmmphkk".

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Pointed swordsmanship by IMC:
(Kitana) talking about sex is like a deaf person telling you...about the new Micheal Jackson album<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Touché fort!

Kitana, as usual you seem to be missing the point - do you disagree that that subject's surgically scarred boobs look much worse than the flattest naturals?

And I'm not entirely sure that what we're seeing isn't the result of an implant job but rather a subsequent remedial reduction of same for whatever reason. :shrug:

 

I have some terrible news. I was the surgeon involved in this procedure, and i'm afraid to say that I was consuming vast amounts of crack, to get over my alchohol and weed addiction whilst stuffing my cock coupled with a large german sausage up the cunt of a filty negro whore I had just hired... sorry.. :shrug:

 

*sigh* L.A.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
you guys need a dick job.
you must increase your 2.8 inches to at least a more pleasurable 8. [/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You lucky bitch! you've seen all of their dicks!

AND measured them!

Err...I think you should research this scientifically also, seeing as they are all the same length... maybe it is something to do with using computors, or even comeing onto Fugly... perhaps all the females on here have the same size tits or arse.

 

Wank, it's ridiculously obvious that Kitana has no personal knowledge of any of the members' members. Indeed, I doubt she's ever seen any real one live.

But that sparks an idea for another experiment, so to speak (I'm feeling rather scientific lately): what about a members dick-pic showdown? Structured in a verifiable yet anonymous fashion so that any participant who desires to avoid taking credit (or blame, as the case may be) for their own endowment could do so?

Would you females be able to quell your revulsion at the sexual objectification of people long enough to enjoy the show to any extent and render your opinions on the qualities of beef?

Interesting....

 

when i hear the girls at school talking about boys, they always say bigger is better, even if the guy doesnt know how to use it. they can do all the work instead.
and when my neighbors get together for a drink, the same is said, bigger is better.

yes, i have seen the dicks from all of the guys on fugly. all are freakishly small except two. i think the good two should proudly show their stuff on fugly.
You know who i am talking about

Disorder: let me show you how to use a scalpel and other surgical tools...
and lay off the drugs and whores!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
they can do all the work instead.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

All the girls you know say that...?

How lazy. I can understand why you would still be a virgin. You must be worried... if you get a small dicked fella then your sex life's fucked, excuse the pun.

Sex is a 2 way thing, as two people usually take part. And as they say it takes two to tango.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
you must increase your 2.8 inches to at least a more pleasurable 8. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I DO! At least twice a day!

 

No,Pinky,Kitana said inches not centimetres!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wanky:
All the girls you know say that...?

How lazy. I can understand why you would still be a virgin. You must be worried... if you get a small dicked fella then your sex life's fucked, excuse the pun.

Sex is a 2 way thing, as two people usually take part. And as they say it takes two to tango.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, what i meant was that they say that the guy can have the tools, but not know how to use them, so they do the work. understand?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
I DO! At least twice a day! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


in inches? i think not. especially, you, go get an implant or one of those contraptions for your penis to make it longer. and work on how long you last, 3-pump hump.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
No, what i meant was that they say that the guy can have the tools, but not know how to use them, so they do the work. understand?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, I believe you were talking about size... the bigger they are the less work has to be done?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> when i hear the girls at school talking about boys, they always say bigger is better, even if the guy doesnt know how to use it. they can do all the work instead.
and when my neighbors get together for a drink, the same is said, bigger is better. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:
one of those contraptions for your penis to make it longer. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Would that be a 'make your penis longer' machine or a Penis enlarger?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wanky:
No, I believe you were talking about size... the bigger they are the less work has to be done?

oh fucking hell,wanker,you are even MORE stupid than i thought!She means that 'as long as it's big'-there is no problem as even if he 'doesn't know how to use it'-the female could do all the 'work'.Kitana-I think most men are aware how to use it-just not many are aware of how to use it to satisfytheir sexual partners,and the girls you listen to are talking about masturbating themselves of a live human dildo-in fact...sort of what i imagine your first sexual partner will be doing with you as you lie there with your legs spread,motionless and a silent scream etched across your face!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
No,Pinky,Kitana said inches not centimetres! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh! And there was me thinking I didn't have such a little thingy after all!

*Sulks*