http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=006oJs *Now showing in the correct forum... First ten (10) correct replies get a free bitchslap!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus: LOL maybe that guy should consider surgery. They can do amazing things these days, so I hear.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Had to add that to your comment, eh? Curious......
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Had to add that to your comment, eh? Curious...... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, since you asked, I happen to know a little bit more about that than I would have liked to. See, I have another roommate besides PimpDoggy. This one, although queer as a $3 bill, is an above-average, sensible, civilized human being, and a very good platonic friend of mine. Let's call him Oral-B. He had just moved in here a couple weeks prior to The Incident because he was tired of the drama of living in a shotgun apartment with his roommate of 4 years, a pre-op transexual. Needless to say, I've been hearing about this subculture for years. The funny part is that since I've decided to bolt for the state line, and I am throwing out the Canine Noodle Nibbler Squad (his dogs are already gone), Oral-B sort of got left holding the bag so he is having his old roommate er, Sheila to move in here next month. I didn't know what to say to my friend that owns the place asked me for a character reference. Like I'm a good judge of character. My last pick turned out to be a blackout alcoholic, sexually dysfunctional gambling addict. God knows what else. I managed to put in a few good words about Sheila's green thumb and prompt bill paying habits before I stumbled into the sanctuary that is my apartment. Hey, what can I say? She's a nice guy.
Er.. looks like that link didn't post right, take 2. Anyway, you know what happened... The Most Unique Experience
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally Solicited The Reverend Bitchslap: First ten (10) correct replies get a free bitchslap!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> **still waiting** And I was first in line, too. I love free stuff. Wait a minute, is this one of those scams like that psychic network where they say you're going to get free minutes, but you have to sign up for a package deal to get them? Or was that my cell phone? Or the 700 club?... [bugsbunny] Hansel..? Hansel...[/bugsbunny]
Your bitchslap has been mailed, you should expect delivery in 8-10 weeks. Thanks for playing and signing up for our long distance plan!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Your bitchslap has been mailed, you should expect delivery in 8-10 weeks. Thanks for playing and signing up for our long distance plan!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn, I'll have moved by then. Some other lucky bastard 2 months from now is going to be leaving out the front gate and recieve My Free Bitchslap. Oh well, they probably need it more than I do anyway.
Where are you moving to? We'll gladly put your bitchslap on hold until we get your forwarding address...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Where are you moving to? We'll gladly put your bitchslap on hold until we get your forwarding address... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh, would you?? I can't tell you how much I appreciate this. You know how it is when you've got yourself all worked up for a nice crisp backhand across the face ~ nothing else will do. One other thing, I was wondering if you had a pinky ring option. You know, maybe a catalogue of different messages to leave that extra personal touch to the forehead of that someone special that he or she can enjoy for days to come. Christmas is coming! Please include price sheet.
Gosh, I'm looking through the catalog right now, and I'm just not seeing that pinky option... We do have specials on custom-cut wedding bands, now, those cost a bit more than the typical Mr. T Brass Knuckler we had in stock last month, but with the discount, it should come out about even...
Actually, I was hoping for something more along the lines of "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka", or "Pimps Up, Hos down". But I might be interested in a custom wedding band combo, you know, for the hope chest. Can you do a set of his/hers rings as DaddySpeaksOnce and CuzMamaSed?
