Strippers

discuss.

 

I am considering going to see this stripper and maybe get a couple of lap dances. I just stumbled across her myspace site:

http://www.myspace.com/smartissexy87

 

Maybe you should just quit paying chicks to get naked for you. At least Dwaine just uses the illusion of payment, to get them in the car. Then he sweet talks them till he can be a cooter weasel.

 

you are on to my sinister plan!!!

 

she comes complete with a C-scar and a kid with a lazy eye, what else could you ask for?

 

I'd say Dwaine was more of a 'cooter-JCB' than weasel.

 

At least she's not a telemarketer.

 

whats a JCB? Is it like a serial rapist? then yes I guess I am

 

John C. Brown?

Jelly Covered Biscuit?

Juicy Cunni Bogart?

Jealous Child Beater?

Jewish Cheese Burger?

OHHH what is it? the suspense is killing me.....Not literelly, unless dan was my dr.....

 

www.jcb.com

 

I have a back hoe in my pants!!!!

 

A line that gets em every time.

Ok I lied I have never used such a line.

 

My ex stripped for about a week and she hated it. Can't say I blame her though.

She did make awesome cash for that week though I must say.

 

I thought you wanted to be a Doctor.

Doctors make more than strippers. Besides, I don't think people would pay to see you naked.

End of discussion.

 

Got any pics?

 

did she ever fall for the magic thumb?

 

Alright. Who made the stripper turn her myspace to private by invitation only. Dwaine.

 

I saw her cesarean scar, and little water-head, and never went back, so it wasn't me

 

Anybody else think Dan may be stalking this girl?

 

I think Dan IS that girl.